Friday, December 31, 2010

Graffiti humor-Less demanding

"It would be less demanding, enslaving, perplexing and strenuous for a healthy male to screw a thousand women in his lifetime than to try to please one, and the potential for failure would be less."

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Nasty graffiti-Your

"I wouldn't f*ck her with your prick."

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Graffiti-Blame game

Instead of playing blame game accept responsibility for all your failures.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Motivational graffiti-Direction

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Graffiti-Alleviates

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Graffiti humor-Bad cook

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Right

"Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to f*ck, and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the contrary."
- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Graffiti humor-Shot

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Never having to hear

"Some say: 'Love means never having to say you're sorry'. To me, love means never having to hear: 'Where's my friggin' rent, you lazy b*stard ?!' in the first place."
- John Crocker.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Graffiti humor-Ugly

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Graffiti pun-Over

"He used to kiss her on her lips, but it's all over now."

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Graffiti humor-Brothers

If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Graffiti culture-Female

"I'm not a lesbian or anything (I would be if I were female, though)..."

Friday, December 17, 2010

Grafiti quotes-Angels

'I believe in angels,
the kind that heaven sends,
I'm surrounded by angels,
I call them my best friends.'

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Graffiti humor- The answer

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer."

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Nasty Graffit quotes-Stephen Hawking

"You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too."
— Scott Adams.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Graffiti culture-Coffee for Dad

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

Monday, December 13, 2010

Graffiti humor-So old

I am so old; I can remember a time when we actually had three branches of federal government.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Bravery

"Bravery is when you are afraid of something but you do it anyway. So, if you don't cry because you are afraid of admitting something to yourself, then crying equals bravery."

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Somebody to love

"You never have to be lonely. There's always somebody to love, even If it's just a squirrel or a kitten."

Friday, December 10, 2010

Graffiti culture-Lie down

"How can I love you if you won't lie down?"

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Graffiti humor-Daylight savings

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Graffiti-Ends

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Monday, December 6, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Pleasing everyone

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But, "ticking"everyone off is a piece of cake!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Graffiti humor-Underwear

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the- Loom guys giggling.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Graffiti-Imbecile

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Writing

"Writing is like making love. Don't worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process."

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Graffiti humor-Fate

Fate is like getting raped, if u can't fight it learn to enjoy it.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Graffiti wall-Lucky number

Your lucky number is 6478389077163. Watch for it everywhere.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Graffiti quotes-No

"Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no."

Monday, November 29, 2010

Graffiti humor-Safe sex

Practice safe sex, go f*ck yourself.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Graffiti-Cole's Law

COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Graffiti-Talent

I put all my genius into my life, I put only my talent into my works.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Graffiti humor-Equal opportunity

"Bisexual /adj/ equal opportunity lover."

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Graffiti humor-How soon

"How soon can you have sexual relations after your wife delivers?
Well, depends on if she's in a ward or a private room."

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Graffiti wall-Remember

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Graffiti-Feelings

Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Graffiti wall-Redefine

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Money

Money is just like arse... everybody has it, but....nobody wants to give it !

Friday, November 19, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Fart

If I wanted to hear from an a*s, I would fart.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Graffiti humor-Wives

Women aren't that bad, but wives...!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Relationships

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

Monday, November 15, 2010

Sexual graffiti-Messy

"You might as well say 'yes', the sheets are messy already."

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Work

Work is like a gangbang, ten people are behind your arse to take your place.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Give it to me

"After the fifth time my girlfriend said: 'Give it to me', I looked her straight in the eye and told her: 'You're asking for it'."

Friday, November 12, 2010

Graffiti humor-Even a fool

Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Graffiti-Booger

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Wierdest

"The weirdest sexual position I've ever been in definitely has to be:
'Go stand on your head in the closet while I f*ck your friend'."

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Logically

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Graffiti quote-Chinese saying

When someone shares with you something of value, you have an obligation to share it with others

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Graffiti-Bisexual

"Bisexual /adj/ politically correct way to say you f*ck anything."

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Graffiti humor-Nobody

Nobody ever goes there, it's too crowded.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Finals

"Finals are like sex, I get done too quick, and I sit there quiet for an hour thinking about what i did wrong."

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Graffiti humor-Large

9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The other man prefers the 9 men.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Graffiti culture-Education

Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work.

Graffiti quotes-Satisfy

"I was with a girl once and she pointed and laughed. She said: 'Who do you think you're going to satisfy with THAT?'. I said 'Me'."

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Graffiti messages-Anyway

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Blame

Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents;
maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Graffiti-Advice

You simply must stop taking other people's advice.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Pre marital

"It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married."

Friday, October 29, 2010

Graffiti humor-Foundation stone

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Graffiti humor-Own hand

Success is like masturbation, only your own hand can let u achieve it.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Perfect

"If women are so bl**dy perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Monday, October 25, 2010

Graffiti humor-Height of conceit

Height of conceit : Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Research

Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Graffiti humor-Walking

My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Angels

Women are like Angels.
When someone breaks their wings,
they simply continue to fly on a broomstick… they are flexible like that.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Graffiti wall-Accomplishing the impossible

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Invade

"My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me."

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Graffiti humor-Criticize

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.'

Monday, October 18, 2010

Nasty graffiti-Two bagger

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Graffiti quote-Adversity

We learn somethings from prosperity, but we many more from adversity.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Graffiti humor-Hard work

Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Being the boss

The trouble with being the boss is that there's no satisfaction in stealing office supplies.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Graffiti humor-Free advice

Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Graffiti culture-Term

"Fornication /n./ Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with."

Monday, October 11, 2010

Tshirt graffiti-Mood swing

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Graffiti culture-With me

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Graffiti messages-Repair

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Empty experience

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Graffiti humor-Bill for surgery

I just got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Graffiti-Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Graffiti messages-More important

"Being a non English speaking European, I googled 'getting laid' to find what it means. Google asked me 'Did you mean: getting paid more?'. So even Google thinks money is more important..."

Monday, October 4, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Premonitions

I've never had premonitions, but I think one day I might.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Graffiti messages-Stairway to heaven

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Paranoids

Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Graffiti humor-Cross country train trip

"My girlfriend and I had sex during a cross-country train trip. If I'm not mistaken, that makes us members of the Mile Long Club."

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Graffiti messages-Stress

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Life in Lubbock

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
— Butch Hancock.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Graffiti messages-Prejudice

Prejudice can save lots of time, because you can form an opinion without any facts.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Graffiti humor-Cleavage

Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Hunters

"Hunters make the best lovers; they go deeper into the bush, shoot more often and always eat what they shoot."

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Graffiti messages-How to drive

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Graffiti humor-Adolescence

"Adolescence /n./ The stage between puberty and adultery."

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Sarcastic Graffiti-Political language

Political language is designed to make lies sound useful and murder respectable.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Graffiti culture-Right behind

"I can't watch Brokeback Mountain for the same reason I can't watch horror movies. I would scream 'HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!' in the middle of the theater."

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Graffiti-My planet

YOU!.... Off my planet!

Monday, September 20, 2010

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Natural

"Sex is natural, but not if it's done right."

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Graffiti culture-Unnecessarily

Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Graffiti humor-Man's best friend

All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a p*ssy.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Graffiti quotes-People above

"I think the people above me are having sex. Either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot."

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Graffiti messages-Good scare

A good scare is worth more than good advice.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Graffiti quotes-My dentist

"All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day."

Monday, September 13, 2010

Graffiti humor-Precision

We do precision guesswork.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Graffiti wall-Choke

All stressed out and no one to choke.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Graffiti message on wall-Happiest woman

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Graffiti humor-Life is a movie

"I feel like my life is a movie. But it's being shown on TV. So all the sex scenes are cut."

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Qualities

Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Graffiti culture-Civilized people

Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Graffiti humor-Vacations

Men are like vacations...They never seem to last long enough.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Graffiti culture-Dangerous

"Large cats can be dangerous, but a little p*ssy never hurt anyone."

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Graffiti-Staph

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Behing every good man

Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt...

Friday, September 3, 2010

Graffiti ideas-First encounter

"I remember my first sexual encounter because I kept the recipe."

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Graffiti wall-Expanding

The govt is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding govt.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Graffiti humor-Nothing

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Squishy

"Love is two minutes and fifty-two seconds of squishy sounds."

Monday, August 30, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Busy

Tell him I've been too f*cking busy - or vice versa.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Graffiti humor-Stupid

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Better rich

Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Graffiti messages-Kill for money

I'm a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend I will kill you for free!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Graffiti humor-Safe sex

I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Graffiti culture-Localization

"Localization:
sex for the Europeans,
violence for the Americans.
the Japanese get everything."

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Monday, August 23, 2010

Graffiti wall-Use it

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Graffiti humor-So strong

May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Marriage is for fags

"I want to get a shirt that says: 'Marriage is for fags'."

Friday, August 20, 2010

Graffiti insult-Cry baby

And your cry baby whiny assed opinion would be.....?

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Graffiti culture-Sex appeal

"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got."

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Graffiti quote-Immortalized

A Love is immortalized, even as it dies...
A Union is celebrated, even as it breaks...

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Graffiti messages-Break

"You can break love, but it won't die."

Monday, August 16, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Lump

"When you're in love, there's a lump in your throat.
When you're infatuated, there's a lump in your pants."

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Graffiti humor-Come

"To go together is blessed, to come together is divine !"

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Omit

"Thou shalt not omit adultery."

Friday, August 13, 2010

American graffiti-Topless dancer

Rainbow: I happen to think working as a topless dancer is creepy.

Debbie Dunham: Well maybe that's your hangup, if you think the human body is creepy.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Graffiti humor-Little feet

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Graffiti-Laser

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Whip me

"Whip me, beat me, come all over me, tell me you love me. Then get the f*ck out."

Monday, August 9, 2010

Graffiti-Girls

Why are girls that way?

Graffiti humor-Men of substance

May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Graffiti message on wall-Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Graffiti-Second best

"My brain, my second best organ..."

Friday, August 6, 2010

Graffiti messages-Clear consience

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Spontaneous

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Look

Whatever look you were going for, you missed.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Graffiti humor-Wet place

Britain is a wet place since the queen has had a long reign.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Graffiti humor-Conquers all

Love conquers all except poverty and toothache

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Graffiti on Woman's Tshirt-Underwear

Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Graffiti culture-Unnatural

"The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform."

Friday, July 30, 2010

Graffiti humor-Waste

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Graffiti-Vacuum

Where there is Vacuum today, Air resided once.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

American graffiti-Surfer named Lance

Felix: Do you know I used to know a surfer named Lance?
His name was No Pants Lance.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Graffiti humor-Ring a bell

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Monday, July 26, 2010

Graffiti message on wall-Hate

I hate everybody, and you're next.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Graffiti culture-Blamed

Errors have been made, others will be blamed.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Graffiti quotes-What do I look like?

Do I look like a f*cking people person?

Friday, July 23, 2010

Graffiti-Bend over

"Bend over, I'll drive."

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Repeatedly

What you do repeatedly is who you are.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Graffiti Culture-Dwarf

And which dwarf are you?

Monday, July 19, 2010

Graffiti writing-Junk

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Graffiti humor-Lucky break

I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Heavy

The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Graffiti culture-Incest

"Incest is fun for the whole family."

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Nasty grafiti-Kick

Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Grafiti quotes-Possibilities

"Sex multiplies the possibilities of desire."

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Graffiti humor-Lot

She was only a Real estate agent's daughter, but she gave a lot away.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Graffiti-Fall

Ray's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Graffiti writing-Talk dirty

"Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute ?"

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Graffiti culture-Kinky

Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...

Friday, July 9, 2010

Nasty graffiti-Kill

Please don't make me kill you.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

American graffiti

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Graffiti humor-Take it back

Okay, Okay, I take it back! UnF*ck you!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Theory of Relativity

"An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets."

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Graffiti humor-Stick

If I throw a stick will you leave??

Monday, July 5, 2010

Graffiti wall-College

"College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come."

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Graffiti humor-Size

It's not the size that counts... no wait, it's the size!

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Miss you

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Friday, July 2, 2010

Nasty graffiti-Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Big difference

There's a big difference between 'having lots of sex' and 'getting f*cked a lot'.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Graffiti message-The Tax season

There is only one thing worse then the flu season ... the tax season. You can recover from the flu.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Graffiti culture-Estrogen

I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Graffiti-Ends

All's well that ends.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Graffiti humor-Plead

I plead contemporary insanity.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Graffiti-Caboose

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Friday, June 25, 2010

Graffiti ideas-Invented sex

"I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now."

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Aliens

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Graffiti message on wall-Hell

This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Graffiti-Misdemeanor

"I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get."

Monday, June 21, 2010

Graffiti cilture-Bus full

If you were on a bus full of gay guys, would you get off

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Graffiti humor-Career

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Marinate

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Friday, June 18, 2010

Graffiti culture-Insane

Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music...

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Graffiti quote-Part of my brain

Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Graffiti humor-No evil

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Macho

Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Graffiti culture-Annoying

Not all men are annoying, some are dead.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Graffiti message-Wanted

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Graffiti-Dirty

"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty."

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Graffiti graphics-Circles

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Graffiti culture-Nothing like

"There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl."

Monday, June 7, 2010

Graffiti humor-Chaos

Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Graffiti culture-Sexy

"From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Graffiti humor quotes-Photocopies

"Oh, man, Bob's making photocopies of his ass again—
BOB, WAIT!! THAT'S THE SHREDDER!!!"

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Graffiti humor-Inflatable

I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Love and Sex

"Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics."

Monday, May 31, 2010

Graffiti on Golf-Green pastures

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Graffiti picture in Brazil

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Graffiti message-Shoelaces

San Francisco: A nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to tie my shoelaces there.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Nasty Graffiti-So ugly

I knew a girl so ugly.... they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Graffiti humor-In shape

A new survey lists Salt Lake City as the most in-shape city. Well duh. They're Mormons, they bicycle everywhere. Hello!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Criticism

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Graffiti humor-Clones

Clones are people, two

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Graffiti message-Hide

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Graffiti-Did it right

Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Graffiti humor-CEO

A woman's favorite position is CEO

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Schizophrenic

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Graffiti quote-Refuge

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats

Monday, May 17, 2010

Graffiti quote-Mary

"Mary had a little lamb. That's what she gets for sleeping in the barn..."

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Graffiti humor-Same sex

"I'm in a same sex marriage, ever since we got married, it's the same sex each time."

Friday, May 14, 2010

Graffiti-Madly

"I think I could fall madly in bed with you..."

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Graffiti humor-Leave the house

I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Graffiti-Internet dating

One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Graffiti humor-Pretend

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Graffiti quote-Key to failure

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Graffiti humor-Laughs last

Didn't the guy who laughs last had to have it explained to him?

Friday, May 7, 2010

Graffiti culture-the pleasure

"The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable."

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Sole purpose

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as warning to others.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Graffiti-Experience

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Graffiti sarcastic-Politics

Politics, n: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"]

Friday, April 30, 2010

Graffiti-Hunters

Hunters make the best lovers; they go deeper into the bush, shoot more often and always eat what they shoot

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Shadow graffiti picture

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Graffiti quotes-Love

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Graffiti-The next fellow

"A bisexual is a man who likes girls as well as the next fellow."

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Against

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Graffiti humor-Either way

"The vote on a bill to legalize bisexuality could go either way."

Friday, April 23, 2010

Graffiti-By mistake

All great discoveries are made by mistake.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Graffiti humor-Gas station

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Graffiti-Save my marriage

I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Graffiti humor-Indecisive

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-As sucessful

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Graffiti-Whole Universe

Unless You can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, Then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Graffiti quote-Balanced diet

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Graffiti humor-Not weigh more

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Graffiti-Mistress

"A mistress comes between a mister and his mattress."

Monday, April 12, 2010

Graffiti-Amount of News

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Sex drive

"I have an incredible sex drive... my girlfriend lives 200 miles away !"

Friday, April 9, 2010

Graffiti culture-Pick

Pick your friends, but not to pieces.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Love thy neighbor

Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Graffiti humor-Like phones

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti

The Christian Right is neither.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Graffiti quote-Closed and open eye

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Graffiti-Adversity

Adversity is the only diet that will reduce a fat head.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Normal

"If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce."

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Graffiti humor-Closed minds

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Graffiti message-Some days

Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Graffiti-Claws

Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Graffiti quote-Tough

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Two theories

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Graffiti-Dog

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Graffiti humor-Losing a wife

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Graffiti wall-Tin of Sardines

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Graffiti humor-Kind word

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

Graffiti-Bi now

"Bi now, gay later!"

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Graffiti humor-Political jokes

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Sex object

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Graffiti ideas-Free speech

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

Graffiti-Pickpockets

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Graffiti messages-Love is when

"Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Monday, March 15, 2010

Graffiti culture-What we eat

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Woman

"You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside."

Friday, March 12, 2010

Graffiti humor-Man and wife

Man and wife make one fool.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Graffiti quotes-More sex

"There's no remedy for sex, except maybe more sex."

Graffiti culture-Busy

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Sorry

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Graffiti-Trapped

Help! I'm a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body!"

Graffiti ideas-Guitar for sale

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:

Guitar, for sale.......Cheap...........no strings attached.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Better

It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.

Sarcastic graffiti

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Graffiti-Too many freaks

Too many freaks not enough circuses

Graffiti quotes-Sad

When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Graffiti writing-Good judgement

Good judgment comes from bad experience...and most of that comes from bad judgment.

Graffiti message on wall-Parking spots

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Graffiti messages-Proctologist

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Graffiti graphics-Disc

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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Graffiti humor-Politician

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Delusion

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

Graffiti messages-Try Jesus

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Friday, February 26, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Gray hair

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Graffiti messages-Out to lunch

Graffiti Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over."

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Graffiti humor-Virginity

Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

Graffiti quotes-Right

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Graffiti humor-Massage parlor

I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.

Graffiti pictures-Shadow

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Graffiti-Republican't

He's not a Republican, he's a Republican't.

Graffiti quotes-Golf game

I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
- Arnold Palmer

Monday, February 22, 2010

Graffiti graphics-Amazing

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Graffiti quotes-Enemies

"My enemies taught me how to love."

Friday, February 19, 2010

Graffiti-Flies

"A thousand million flies can't be wrong — eat shit."

Graffiti messages-Wiggle

"It's not how you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm."

Graffiti pictures-Aspire

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Graffiti quotes-Heck

Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh

Graffiti culture-Learn to swear

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Graffiti message on Church wall

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Graffiti message-First

"I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since."

Graffiti-Fart

No one is listening until you fart.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Graffiti wall-Deliver

I've heard it said that sex is like pizza — even when it's bad, it's still good. I guess what I want to know is where I can call to get it delivered within 30 minutes.

Graffiti pictures-Bin

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Graffiti messages-Be creative

"Be creative: invent a perversion."

Graffiti quotes-Change

Change is inevitable...except from vending machines.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Graffiti message-Save your breath

Save your breath...You' ll need it to blow up your date.

Graffiti-Spread the word

"The word today is Legs... Spread the word."

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Graffiti graphics-Bicycle

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Graffiti quotes-Miracles

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Graffiti-Everyone else

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Graffiti message on wall-Group sex

"If God had meant us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs."

Graffiti quotes-Eccentric

Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Graffiti messages-Casual sex

"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"

Graffiti quotes-Atheism

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Graffiti message on wall-More affectionate

"My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends."

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Graffiti pictures-Spectacular shadow graffiti

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Graffiti quotes-Multi talented

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Graffiti messages-Own

"I own my own body, but I share"

Graffiti culture-When all else fails

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Graffiti-Born free

Born free, taxed to death.

Graffiti quotes-Hangover

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Graffiti wall-Don't vote!

Don't vote, it only encourages them.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Gradffiti quotes-Rock

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

Graffiti wall-Lingerie

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Graffiti messages-You,, me and

You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Monday, January 25, 2010

Graffiti culture-Support bacteria

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Graffiti writing-Rewording

Editing is a rewording activity.

Graffiti quotes-Laziness

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Graffiti-Angry with God

It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Graffiti-Spiritual fruits

God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Graffiti messages-Life

Life is just one damned thing after another.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Graffiti wall-Bad things

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Grafitti-Infancy

"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?"

Friday, January 15, 2010

Grafitti-Like Air

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Grafitti-In motion

"Sex is emotion in motion."

Friday, January 1, 2010

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