Saturday, February 27, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Delusion

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

Graffiti messages-Try Jesus

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Friday, February 26, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Gray hair

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Graffiti messages-Out to lunch

Graffiti Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over."

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Graffiti humor-Virginity

Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

Graffiti quotes-Right

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Graffiti humor-Massage parlor

I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.

Graffiti pictures-Shadow

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Graffiti-Republican't

He's not a Republican, he's a Republican't.

Graffiti quotes-Golf game

I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
- Arnold Palmer

Monday, February 22, 2010

Graffiti graphics-Amazing

graffiti-graphics

Graffiti quotes-Enemies

"My enemies taught me how to love."

Friday, February 19, 2010

Graffiti-Flies

"A thousand million flies can't be wrong — eat shit."

Graffiti messages-Wiggle

"It's not how you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm."

Graffiti pictures-Aspire

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Graffiti quotes-Heck

Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh

Graffiti culture-Learn to swear

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Graffiti message on Church wall

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Graffiti message-First

"I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since."

Graffiti-Fart

No one is listening until you fart.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Graffiti wall-Deliver

I've heard it said that sex is like pizza — even when it's bad, it's still good. I guess what I want to know is where I can call to get it delivered within 30 minutes.

Graffiti pictures-Bin

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Graffiti messages-Be creative

"Be creative: invent a perversion."

Graffiti quotes-Change

Change is inevitable...except from vending machines.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Graffiti message-Save your breath

Save your breath...You' ll need it to blow up your date.

Graffiti-Spread the word

"The word today is Legs... Spread the word."

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Graffiti graphics-Bicycle

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Graffiti quotes-Miracles

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Graffiti-Everyone else

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Graffiti message on wall-Group sex

"If God had meant us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs."

Graffiti quotes-Eccentric

Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Graffiti messages-Casual sex

"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"

Graffiti quotes-Atheism

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Graffiti message on wall-More affectionate

"My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends."

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Graffiti pictures-Spectacular shadow graffiti

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Graffiti quotes-Multi talented

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Graffiti messages-Own

"I own my own body, but I share"

Graffiti culture-When all else fails

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Graffiti-Born free

Born free, taxed to death.

Graffiti quotes-Hangover

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.