Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Graffiti humor-Closed minds

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Graffiti message-Some days

Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

Monday, March 29, 2010


Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Graffiti quote-Tough

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Two theories

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

Thursday, March 25, 2010


I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Graffiti humor-Losing a wife

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Graffiti wall-Tin of Sardines

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Graffiti humor-Kind word

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

Graffiti-Bi now

"Bi now, gay later!"

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Graffiti humor-Political jokes

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Sex object

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Graffiti ideas-Free speech

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?


If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Graffiti messages-Love is when

"Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Monday, March 15, 2010

Graffiti culture-What we eat

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Woman

"You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside."

Friday, March 12, 2010

Graffiti humor-Man and wife

Man and wife make one fool.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Graffiti quotes-More sex

"There's no remedy for sex, except maybe more sex."

Graffiti culture-Busy

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Sorry

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

Monday, March 8, 2010


Help! I'm a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body!"

Graffiti ideas-Guitar for sale

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:

Guitar, for strings attached.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Better

It is better to be on penicillin, than never to have loved at all.

Sarcastic graffiti

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Graffiti-Too many freaks

Too many freaks not enough circuses

Graffiti quotes-Sad

When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Graffiti writing-Good judgement

Good judgment comes from bad experience...and most of that comes from bad judgment.

Graffiti message on wall-Parking spots

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Graffiti messages-Proctologist

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Graffiti graphics-Disc


Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Graffiti humor-Politician

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country