Monday, May 31, 2010

Graffiti on Golf-Green pastures

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Graffiti picture in Brazil

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Graffiti message-Shoelaces

San Francisco: A nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to tie my shoelaces there.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Nasty Graffiti-So ugly

I knew a girl so ugly.... they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Graffiti humor-In shape

A new survey lists Salt Lake City as the most in-shape city. Well duh. They're Mormons, they bicycle everywhere. Hello!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Criticism

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Graffiti humor-Clones

Clones are people, two

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Graffiti message-Hide

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Graffiti-Did it right

Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Graffiti humor-CEO

A woman's favorite position is CEO

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Schizophrenic

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Graffiti quote-Refuge

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats

Monday, May 17, 2010

Graffiti quote-Mary

"Mary had a little lamb. That's what she gets for sleeping in the barn..."

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Graffiti humor-Same sex

"I'm in a same sex marriage, ever since we got married, it's the same sex each time."

Friday, May 14, 2010

Graffiti-Madly

"I think I could fall madly in bed with you..."

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Graffiti humor-Leave the house

I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Graffiti-Internet dating

One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Graffiti humor-Pretend

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Graffiti quote-Key to failure

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Graffiti humor-Laughs last

Didn't the guy who laughs last had to have it explained to him?

Friday, May 7, 2010

Graffiti culture-the pleasure

"The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable."

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Sole purpose

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as warning to others.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Graffiti-Experience

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Graffiti sarcastic-Politics

Politics, n: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"]