Saturday, July 31, 2010

Graffiti culture-Unnatural

"The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform."

Friday, July 30, 2010

Graffiti humor-Waste

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Graffiti-Vacuum

Where there is Vacuum today, Air resided once.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

American graffiti-Surfer named Lance

Felix: Do you know I used to know a surfer named Lance?
His name was No Pants Lance.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Graffiti humor-Ring a bell

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Monday, July 26, 2010

Graffiti message on wall-Hate

I hate everybody, and you're next.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Graffiti culture-Blamed

Errors have been made, others will be blamed.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Graffiti quotes-What do I look like?

Do I look like a f*cking people person?

Friday, July 23, 2010

Graffiti-Bend over

"Bend over, I'll drive."

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Repeatedly

What you do repeatedly is who you are.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Graffiti Culture-Dwarf

And which dwarf are you?

Monday, July 19, 2010

Graffiti writing-Junk

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Graffiti humor-Lucky break

I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Heavy

The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Graffiti culture-Incest

"Incest is fun for the whole family."

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Nasty grafiti-Kick

Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Grafiti quotes-Possibilities

"Sex multiplies the possibilities of desire."

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Graffiti humor-Lot

She was only a Real estate agent's daughter, but she gave a lot away.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Graffiti-Fall

Ray's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Graffiti writing-Talk dirty

"Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute ?"

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Graffiti culture-Kinky

Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...

Friday, July 9, 2010

Nasty graffiti-Kill

Please don't make me kill you.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

American graffiti

american-graffiti

Graffiti humor-Take it back

Okay, Okay, I take it back! UnF*ck you!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Theory of Relativity

"An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets."

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Graffiti humor-Stick

If I throw a stick will you leave??

Monday, July 5, 2010

Graffiti wall-College

"College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come."

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Graffiti humor-Size

It's not the size that counts... no wait, it's the size!

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Miss you

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Friday, July 2, 2010

Nasty graffiti-Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Big difference

There's a big difference between 'having lots of sex' and 'getting f*cked a lot'.