Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Squishy

"Love is two minutes and fifty-two seconds of squishy sounds."

Monday, August 30, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Busy

Tell him I've been too f*cking busy - or vice versa.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Graffiti humor-Stupid

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Better rich

Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Graffiti messages-Kill for money

I'm a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend I will kill you for free!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Graffiti humor-Safe sex

I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Graffiti culture-Localization

"Localization:
sex for the Europeans,
violence for the Americans.
the Japanese get everything."

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Monday, August 23, 2010

Graffiti wall-Use it

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Graffiti humor-So strong

May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Marriage is for fags

"I want to get a shirt that says: 'Marriage is for fags'."

Friday, August 20, 2010

Graffiti insult-Cry baby

And your cry baby whiny assed opinion would be.....?

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Graffiti culture-Sex appeal

"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got."

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Graffiti quote-Immortalized

A Love is immortalized, even as it dies...
A Union is celebrated, even as it breaks...

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Graffiti messages-Break

"You can break love, but it won't die."

Monday, August 16, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Lump

"When you're in love, there's a lump in your throat.
When you're infatuated, there's a lump in your pants."

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Graffiti humor-Come

"To go together is blessed, to come together is divine !"

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Omit

"Thou shalt not omit adultery."

Friday, August 13, 2010

American graffiti-Topless dancer

Rainbow: I happen to think working as a topless dancer is creepy.

Debbie Dunham: Well maybe that's your hangup, if you think the human body is creepy.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Graffiti humor-Little feet

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Graffiti-Laser

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Whip me

"Whip me, beat me, come all over me, tell me you love me. Then get the f*ck out."

Monday, August 9, 2010

Graffiti-Girls

Why are girls that way?

Graffiti humor-Men of substance

May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Graffiti message on wall-Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Graffiti-Second best

"My brain, my second best organ..."

Friday, August 6, 2010

Graffiti messages-Clear consience

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Spontaneous

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Look

Whatever look you were going for, you missed.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Graffiti humor-Wet place

Britain is a wet place since the queen has had a long reign.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Graffiti humor-Conquers all

Love conquers all except poverty and toothache

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Graffiti on Woman's Tshirt-Underwear

Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.