Thursday, September 30, 2010

Graffiti messages-Stress

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Life in Lubbock

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
— Butch Hancock.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Graffiti messages-Prejudice

Prejudice can save lots of time, because you can form an opinion without any facts.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Graffiti humor-Cleavage

Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Hunters

"Hunters make the best lovers; they go deeper into the bush, shoot more often and always eat what they shoot."

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Graffiti messages-How to drive

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Graffiti humor-Adolescence

"Adolescence /n./ The stage between puberty and adultery."

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Sarcastic Graffiti-Political language

Political language is designed to make lies sound useful and murder respectable.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Graffiti culture-Right behind

"I can't watch Brokeback Mountain for the same reason I can't watch horror movies. I would scream 'HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!' in the middle of the theater."

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Graffiti-My planet

YOU!.... Off my planet!

Monday, September 20, 2010

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Natural

"Sex is natural, but not if it's done right."

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Graffiti culture-Unnecessarily

Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Graffiti humor-Man's best friend

All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a p*ssy.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Graffiti quotes-People above

"I think the people above me are having sex. Either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot."

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Graffiti messages-Good scare

A good scare is worth more than good advice.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Graffiti quotes-My dentist

"All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day."

Monday, September 13, 2010

Graffiti humor-Precision

We do precision guesswork.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Graffiti wall-Choke

All stressed out and no one to choke.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Graffiti message on wall-Happiest woman

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Graffiti humor-Life is a movie

"I feel like my life is a movie. But it's being shown on TV. So all the sex scenes are cut."

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Qualities

Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Graffiti culture-Civilized people

Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Graffiti humor-Vacations

Men are like vacations...They never seem to last long enough.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Graffiti culture-Dangerous

"Large cats can be dangerous, but a little p*ssy never hurt anyone."

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Graffiti-Staph

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Behing every good man

Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt...

Friday, September 3, 2010

Graffiti ideas-First encounter

"I remember my first sexual encounter because I kept the recipe."

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Graffiti wall-Expanding

The govt is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding govt.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Graffiti humor-Nothing

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.