Sunday, October 31, 2010


You simply must stop taking other people's advice.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Pre marital

"It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married."

Friday, October 29, 2010

Graffiti humor-Foundation stone

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Graffiti humor-Own hand

Success is like masturbation, only your own hand can let u achieve it.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Perfect

"If women are so bl**dy perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Monday, October 25, 2010

Graffiti humor-Height of conceit

Height of conceit : Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Research

Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Graffiti humor-Walking

My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Angels

Women are like Angels.
When someone breaks their wings,
they simply continue to fly on a broomstick… they are flexible like that.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Graffiti wall-Accomplishing the impossible

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Invade

"My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me."

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Graffiti humor-Criticize

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.'

Monday, October 18, 2010

Nasty graffiti-Two bagger

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Graffiti quote-Adversity

We learn somethings from prosperity, but we many more from adversity.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Graffiti humor-Hard work

Most people like hard work. Particularly when they are paying for it.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Being the boss

The trouble with being the boss is that there's no satisfaction in stealing office supplies.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Graffiti humor-Free advice

Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Graffiti culture-Term

"Fornication /n./ Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with."

Monday, October 11, 2010

Tshirt graffiti-Mood swing

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Graffiti culture-With me

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Graffiti messages-Repair

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Empty experience

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Graffiti humor-Bill for surgery

I just got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010


A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Graffiti messages-More important

"Being a non English speaking European, I googled 'getting laid' to find what it means. Google asked me 'Did you mean: getting paid more?'. So even Google thinks money is more important..."

Monday, October 4, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Premonitions

I've never had premonitions, but I think one day I might.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Graffiti messages-Stairway to heaven

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Paranoids

Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Graffiti humor-Cross country train trip

"My girlfriend and I had sex during a cross-country train trip. If I'm not mistaken, that makes us members of the Mile Long Club."