Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Graffiti quotes-No

"Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no."

Monday, November 29, 2010

Graffiti humor-Safe sex

Practice safe sex, go f*ck yourself.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Graffiti-Cole's Law

COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Graffiti-Talent

I put all my genius into my life, I put only my talent into my works.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Graffiti humor-Equal opportunity

"Bisexual /adj/ equal opportunity lover."

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Graffiti humor-How soon

"How soon can you have sexual relations after your wife delivers?
Well, depends on if she's in a ward or a private room."

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Graffiti wall-Remember

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Graffiti-Feelings

Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Graffiti wall-Redefine

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Money

Money is just like arse... everybody has it, but....nobody wants to give it !

Friday, November 19, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Fart

If I wanted to hear from an a*s, I would fart.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Graffiti humor-Wives

Women aren't that bad, but wives...!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Relationships

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

Monday, November 15, 2010

Sexual graffiti-Messy

"You might as well say 'yes', the sheets are messy already."

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Work

Work is like a gangbang, ten people are behind your arse to take your place.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Give it to me

"After the fifth time my girlfriend said: 'Give it to me', I looked her straight in the eye and told her: 'You're asking for it'."

Friday, November 12, 2010

Graffiti humor-Even a fool

Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Graffiti-Booger

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Wierdest

"The weirdest sexual position I've ever been in definitely has to be:
'Go stand on your head in the closet while I f*ck your friend'."

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Sarcastic graffiti-Logically

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Graffiti quote-Chinese saying

When someone shares with you something of value, you have an obligation to share it with others

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Graffiti-Bisexual

"Bisexual /adj/ politically correct way to say you f*ck anything."

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Graffiti humor-Nobody

Nobody ever goes there, it's too crowded.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Finals

"Finals are like sex, I get done too quick, and I sit there quiet for an hour thinking about what i did wrong."

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Graffiti humor-Large

9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The other man prefers the 9 men.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Graffiti culture-Education

Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work.

Graffiti quotes-Satisfy

"I was with a girl once and she pointed and laughed. She said: 'Who do you think you're going to satisfy with THAT?'. I said 'Me'."

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Graffiti messages-Anyway

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Blame

Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents;
maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.