Friday, December 31, 2010

Graffiti humor-Less demanding

"It would be less demanding, enslaving, perplexing and strenuous for a healthy male to screw a thousand women in his lifetime than to try to please one, and the potential for failure would be less."

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Nasty graffiti-Your

"I wouldn't f*ck her with your prick."

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Graffiti-Blame game

Instead of playing blame game accept responsibility for all your failures.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Motivational graffiti-Direction

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Graffiti-Alleviates

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Graffiti humor-Bad cook

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Right

"Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to f*ck, and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the contrary."
- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Graffiti humor-Shot

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Never having to hear

"Some say: 'Love means never having to say you're sorry'. To me, love means never having to hear: 'Where's my friggin' rent, you lazy b*stard ?!' in the first place."
- John Crocker.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Graffiti humor-Ugly

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Graffiti pun-Over

"He used to kiss her on her lips, but it's all over now."

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Graffiti humor-Brothers

If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister?

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Graffiti culture-Female

"I'm not a lesbian or anything (I would be if I were female, though)..."

Friday, December 17, 2010

Grafiti quotes-Angels

'I believe in angels,
the kind that heaven sends,
I'm surrounded by angels,
I call them my best friends.'

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Graffiti humor- The answer

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer."

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Nasty Graffit quotes-Stephen Hawking

"You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too."
— Scott Adams.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Graffiti culture-Coffee for Dad

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

Monday, December 13, 2010

Graffiti humor-So old

I am so old; I can remember a time when we actually had three branches of federal government.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Bravery

"Bravery is when you are afraid of something but you do it anyway. So, if you don't cry because you are afraid of admitting something to yourself, then crying equals bravery."

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Somebody to love

"You never have to be lonely. There's always somebody to love, even If it's just a squirrel or a kitten."

Friday, December 10, 2010

Graffiti culture-Lie down

"How can I love you if you won't lie down?"

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Graffiti humor-Daylight savings

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Graffiti-Ends

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Monday, December 6, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Pleasing everyone

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But, "ticking"everyone off is a piece of cake!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Graffiti humor-Underwear

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the- Loom guys giggling.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Graffiti-Imbecile

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Graffiti quotes-Writing

"Writing is like making love. Don't worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process."

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Graffiti humor-Fate

Fate is like getting raped, if u can't fight it learn to enjoy it.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Graffiti wall-Lucky number

Your lucky number is 6478389077163. Watch for it everywhere.