Saturday, December 31, 2011

Graffiti-USMC

U.S.M.C. UNCLE SAMS MISGUIDED CHILDREN

Friday, December 30, 2011

Graffiti humor-Fisherman's heart

The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Graffiti humor-Watch out!

"Watch out for the idiot behind me!"

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Graffiti humor-Man made world

If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it?

Monday, December 26, 2011

Graffiti-Adrenalin

Adrenalin is my drug of choice.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Graffiti culture-Inevitable

Pain is inevitable misery is optional.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Christmas

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."

Friday, December 23, 2011

Graffiti-Don't come knocking

Don't come knocking if the car is rocking.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Eat their young

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Graffiti humor-Zero to sixty

0-60 in 15 minutes!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Monday, December 19, 2011

Graffiti humor-Clean underwear

Careful, I’m not wearing clean underwear!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Blondes and brunettes

Blondes Tease....Brunettes Please....

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Graffiti-Drive and derive

Don't drive and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Graffiti culture-Drive

CAUTION! I drive like you do!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Graffiti humor-Idiots

All men are idiots, and I married their king.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Graffiti culture-Be nice

Be nice. Society already sucks.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Graffiti humor-Tennis players

Tennis players have fuzzy balls.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Reloading

Keep honking, I am reloading!

Friday, December 9, 2011

Graffiti humor-Thanks for Nothing!

To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Graffiti-Darth Vader

Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Graffiti humor-General Failure

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Monday, December 5, 2011

Graffiti-Fast food job

I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Graffiti culture-Real friends

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Friday, December 2, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Thinking

One of us is thinking about sex...
OK, it's me.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Graffiti sign-Take a leak

Sign at a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Romantic relationship

A romantic relationship that isn't also a friendship isn't much of a romantic relationship at all.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Graffiti humor-Ain't the size

It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Attachment

Wife: An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Friday, November 25, 2011

Graffiti-Walking distance

Everything on land is within walking distance.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Graffiti humor-Spinster

Spinster: Female disk jockey.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Monday, November 21, 2011

Grafiti quotes-Not gross

"Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Graffiti humor-Not your type

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

Graffiti-Bedroom slippers

Bedroom slippers: Lubricated Condoms.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Advent calendar

Came home today to find all my doors and windows smashed in and everything gone. What sort of sick person does that to someone's Advent calendar?

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Graffiti-Cleaned up

We just cleaned it up. When there's graffiti, we just paint over it.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Monday, November 14, 2011

Graffiti-Mail theft

I am concerned about mail theft;
I am concerned about the graffiti.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Graffiti message-Revenge

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Friday, November 11, 2011

Graffiti-Cannibal

Every artist is a cannibal / Every poet is a thief / All kill their inspiration / Then sing about their grief
- U2, "The Fly"

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Free from fears

God built a compelling sex drive into every creature, no matter what style of f*cking it practiced. He made sex irresistibly pleasurable, wildly joyous, free from fears. He made it innocent merriment.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Graffiti humor-Sneezing

Is that sneezing? It sounds like a pissed-off Doberman.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Without me

It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Graffiti culture-Faith lift

"Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to God for a faith lift!"

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Friday, November 4, 2011

Graffiti-Recipes of romance

I'm mopping up the floor / From messy recipes of romance / I'm packing up the pots / Too many cooks in the kitchen
- Smash Mouth, "Waste"

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Two kinds of love

"There are 2 kinds of love. Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them."

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Graffiti humor-This poor

I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Monday, October 31, 2011

Graffiti-Do this thing

Tonight let's do this thing / All we are is wasting hours / Until the sun comes up, it's all ours.
- Dave Matthews Band, "Say Goodbye"

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Just how?

And just how may I f*ck you over today?

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Friday, October 28, 2011

Graffiti culture-Back in sexy

"Bisexual: putting the xy back in 'sexy'."

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Graffiti-No

My sexual preference is NO..!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Graffiti humor-Style

You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Office

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Graffiti message-Earth is full

Earth is full. Go home.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Graffiti culture-Sermon

Sex Education: Sermon on the mount

Friday, October 21, 2011

Graffiti-Never breaks

An escalator never breaks... it only becomes stairs.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Graffiti culture-Inner self

My theory is that you can't make fun of the way people smile or dance. Both are directly linked to the person's inner self and should be encouraged instead of discouraged.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Graffiti humor-Flawed

Instant Mac&Cheese is like MSWindows. It's not really food, and fundamentally the whole concept is flawed, yet millions use it and are somewhat satisfied.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Graffiti quotes-By it's cover

Never judge a book by its cover / Or who you're gonna love by your lover
- Aerosmith, "Dude (Looked Like A Lady)"

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Sarcastic Graffiti quotes-Falling in love

Falling in love with [Joni Mitchell] was like falling into a cement mixer.
- David Crosby

Friday, October 14, 2011

Graffiti-Valuable prizes

SAVE SOVIET JEWS!
WIN VALUABLE PRIZES

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Graffiti-Politeness

Politeness is organized indifference.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Graffiti humor-How high

Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?"

Monday, October 10, 2011

Graffiti defined

Graffiti refers to the vandalistic scratching, scrawling, or painting of messages or artwork onto property that does not belong to the artist.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Sarcastic graffiti-Dump

If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here - Your a*shole is in Washington!
- Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma

Friday, October 7, 2011

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Graffiti-No matter

No matter how good she looks, just remember: some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her sh*t.
- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Graffiti humor-Both ways

If there was a Bi-Sexual Pride parade, would it go both ways?

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Maturity

Maturity is knowing when to let the other fellow be wrong.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Graffiti culture-Writing

"Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money."

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Graffiti humor-Jesus Saves

JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
-Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Sarcastic graffiti-Grin innocently

You couldn't grin innocently if you tried.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Graffiti humor-Tires or testicles

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
-Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Graffiti-True Blue

"He's True Blue."

Monday, September 26, 2011

Sarcastic graffiti-Not valid

Excel: "This selection is not valid."
Your mom is not valid, you worthless overgrown piece of graph paper.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Graffiti messages-Waste of time

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
-Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Nasty Graffiti-With flowers

Say it with flowers – give her a triffid.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Graffiti humor-Raise my grades

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
-Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Graffiti-In the beginning

In the beginning was the word, and the word was AARD-VARK

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Graffiti humor-To be to do

To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
--Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Wish

How I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Graffiti humor-Full bottle

I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Graffiti culture-Sincere

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Graffiti-Comeback

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Monday, September 12, 2011

Graffiti culture-Psychology

Psychology is merely producing habits out of rats.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Graffiti humor-Guts

Disembowelling takes guts.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Ignorance

"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Graffiti culture-Beauty

Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Graffiti message on wall-This high

If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
- On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet. O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Misuse

I'm just saying, if you're going to misuse a word, you should do it properly!
- Dana to Natalie, "SportsNight"

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Who do you trust?

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
-The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Toilet Graffiti-In your hands

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
- Men's rest room, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Graffiti humor-Free

FREE NELSON MANDELLA
(with proof of purchase)

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Monday, August 29, 2011

Graffiti culture-Don't trust

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
-Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Creepy

He wasn't being intentionally creepy, so I didn't want to say anything to him. Instead I just changed my hair color.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Graffiti message on wall-God

God is dead. - Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. - God
-The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Graffiti-Follow

FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !!

Graffiti culture-Do both

Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married!
- Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Feast of Ego

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
-Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Graffiti messages-Save the Whales

SAVE THE WHALES!
Collect the entire set

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Keep on Dreaming

Keep on dreaming, boy / 'Cause when you stop dreaming / It's time to die
- Blind Melon, "Change"

Friday, August 19, 2011

Graffiti culture-How high

Remember, it's not,' How high are you?' it's' Hi, how are you?'
-Rest stop off Route 81. West more

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Graffiti-A Man's heart

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
-Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Monday, August 15, 2011

I hate Graffiti!

I hate graffiti. In fact, I hate all Italian food.


Saturday, August 13, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Overhead

A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Graffiti humor-Tastelessness

Must you always be whacking the crystalline subtlety of my butt jokes with your Hammer of Tastelessness?

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Graffiti humor-New sense

A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Graffiti humor-Taxed

If sex were taxed, I'd be getting one heck of a refund cheque.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Graffiti-Groove

Strap your groove to the roof, we're going for a ride.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Grafitti culture-Unhappiness

Unhappiness can be seductive.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Grafiti quotes-Love Lathe

I like to head down to my workshop and make my own sex toys! There's nothing quite like running a piece of virgin hardwood through my "Love Lathe."

Monday, August 1, 2011

Graffiti-Holocaust

There are revisionist historians out there that claim that the Holocaust never happened. Evidently they think it was all a psycho-Semitic hallucination.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Graffiti culture-Whipping

Don't blame the dominatrix for your welts if you're paying for the whipping.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Friday, July 29, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Everyday

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Graffiti culture-Helplessly

It's like I'm in a Greenpeace-sponsored bukkake tree porn flick, and I'm the chick tied helplessly to the chair in the center of the room being hosed down with tree semen.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Graffiti quotes=Beam

Beam me up Jesus.

Graffiti humor-Efficient

How can anybody say that markets are efficient in a world where attractive women routinely wash their underwear?

Monday, July 25, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Signal

The truth comes from how good you are at creating signal when there's nothing but noise.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Graffiti culture-Violent

"I've certainly met quite a few more violent Christians 'lets go kill us some fags' than violent gays 'lets go break into someones house and decorate it'."

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Friday, July 22, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Time

It's only 9:15?!? Time is so curvy it's kicking itself in the butt!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Graffiti culture-Mention

"Homosexuality: not even mentioned in the Gospels, and the Old Testament has more to say about the evil of pork."

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Graffiti humor-Mistakes

Computers allow you to make mistakes faster than any other human invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011