Monday, January 31, 2011

Graffiti messages-A million words

A million words wouldn't bring you back I know because I've tried, neither would a million tears I know because I've cried.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Nasty Graffiti-Closed mouth

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Graffiti humor-Lucky

"My friend Russell takes a dump in a Port-a-Potty and a wrecking ball knocks it over. He's not even hurt, but a lawyer gets him $100,000. He always was a lucky sh*t."
— Jerry L. Embry.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Graffiti-Size

"Size matters not." — Yoda
"Size matters." — Godzilla

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Tired

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Mistakes

"Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes is what is called experience"

Monday, January 24, 2011

Graffiti messages-Leadership

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Fastest

There are many ways to say 'I Love You' but f*cking is the fastest.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Graffiti humor-Stumble

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Graffiti culture-Human head

“As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!”

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Graffiti messages-Popular

'Trying to be popular isn't being true to yourself'

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Sarcastic graffiti-Gay parents

"Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children."

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Graffiti-Unforgettable

"We all have our own pack of unforgettable moments."

Monday, January 17, 2011

Graffiti-Fantasies

"What a man enjoys most about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them."

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Graffiti humor-Datng

"Y'know what I dont get? Lesbians who date girls who look like they may as well be guys... I mean... WTF.. it's like deciding you like skydiving, then buying a submarine."

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Happiness

Happiness is not an accident, nor is it something you wish for. Happiness is something you design.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Graffiti-Murder

"Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is."

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Graffiti culture-Degrades

"It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good."

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Graffiti message-Pillage

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Bad check

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Graffiti culture-Selling

"Selling is legal, f*cking is legal. Why isn't selling f*cking legal ?"

Friday, January 7, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Single

"Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy"

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Graffiti humor-Allergic

"Just my luck — judging by the itching and the rash, I think I'm allergic to prostitutes."

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Run around

"I hate people who let their kids run around naked on the beach... It's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks."

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Graffiti wall-On and Off

I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her."

Monday, January 3, 2011

Graffiti culture-Nintendo day

"See, i'm fully willing to honour 'Valentines day' as long as the female in question honours 'naked nintendo day'."

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Graffiti humor-Necking

"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Acceptance

"Acceptance is the ability to understand what is not for you.."