Monday, January 31, 2011

Graffiti messages-A million words

A million words wouldn't bring you back I know because I've tried, neither would a million tears I know because I've cried.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Nasty Graffiti-Closed mouth

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Graffiti humor-Lucky

"My friend Russell takes a dump in a Port-a-Potty and a wrecking ball knocks it over. He's not even hurt, but a lawyer gets him $100,000. He always was a lucky sh*t."
— Jerry L. Embry.

Friday, January 28, 2011


"Size matters not." — Yoda
"Size matters." — Godzilla

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Tired

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Mistakes

"Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes is what is called experience"

Monday, January 24, 2011

Graffiti messages-Leadership

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Fastest

There are many ways to say 'I Love You' but f*cking is the fastest.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Graffiti humor-Stumble

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Graffiti culture-Human head

“As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!”

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Graffiti messages-Popular

'Trying to be popular isn't being true to yourself'

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Sarcastic graffiti-Gay parents

"Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children."

Tuesday, January 18, 2011


"We all have our own pack of unforgettable moments."

Monday, January 17, 2011


"What a man enjoys most about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them."

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Graffiti humor-Datng

"Y'know what I dont get? Lesbians who date girls who look like they may as well be guys... I mean... WTF.. it's like deciding you like skydiving, then buying a submarine."

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Happiness

Happiness is not an accident, nor is it something you wish for. Happiness is something you design.

Friday, January 14, 2011


"Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is."

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Graffiti culture-Degrades

"It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good."

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Graffiti message-Pillage

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Bad check

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Graffiti culture-Selling

"Selling is legal, f*cking is legal. Why isn't selling f*cking legal ?"

Friday, January 7, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Single

"Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy"

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Graffiti humor-Allergic

"Just my luck — judging by the itching and the rash, I think I'm allergic to prostitutes."

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Run around

"I hate people who let their kids run around naked on the beach... It's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks."

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Graffiti wall-On and Off

I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her."

Monday, January 3, 2011

Graffiti culture-Nintendo day

"See, i'm fully willing to honour 'Valentines day' as long as the female in question honours 'naked nintendo day'."

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Graffiti humor-Necking

"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Acceptance

"Acceptance is the ability to understand what is not for you.."