Monday, February 28, 2011

Graffiti-Act your age

"Act your age, not your size."

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Graffiti humor-Calculus

"I combined my penis with calculus, thinking that would make it incredibly hard. The bad thing is that my girlfriend no longer finds it necessary since her degree is in English."

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Graffiti humor-If there is no God

I always ask atheists: If there is no God, then who pops up the next Kleenex?

Friday, February 25, 2011

Nasty Graffiti-Head like yours

"If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it."

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Graffiti messages-Picture

Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it — if that isn't love I don't know what is.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Graffiti humor-Ticking

I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But, "ticking" everyone off is a piece of cake!

Monday, February 21, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Relationship

"A relationship without humour would be a very boring relationship."

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Healthy Lusty

"Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful."

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Graffiti messages-Work

Nothing will work unless you do.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Purpose of the Universe

"If the universe has any purpose more important then topping a woman you love and making a baby with her hearty help, I have never heard of it."

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Graffiti-Commitment

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Graffiti wall-Start

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Graffiti-Handy and cheap

"What is wrong with a little incest ? It is both handy and cheap."

Monday, February 14, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Queer eye

"NBC has announced it will air a three-episode marathon of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy opposite the Super Bowl on February 1st. So, if you get tired of watching a bunch of buff, sweaty men in uniforms patting each other on the a*s and bending over to pass something between their legs, you now have the choice of watching something really gay."

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Graffiti messages-Problem and solution

You are the only problem you will ever have and you are the only solution.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Graffiti-Zigzag

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Friday, February 11, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Size is not important

"Penis size is not really important. Like they say, it's not the size of the boat, it's the length of the mast divided by the surface area of the mainsail and subtracted from the circumference of the bilge pump. Or something like that."

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Graffiti humor-Eleven

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Spot the Expert

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Graffiti culture-Kinky and perverted

"Kinky is using a feather-Perverted is using the whole chicken"

Monday, February 7, 2011

Graffiti-Dark corners

"Love is what makes people hide in the dark corners of movie theaters."

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Graffiti Messages-Disclaimer

Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Friday, February 4, 2011

Sarcastic Graffiti-Bullet

When the first bullet goes pass your head, politics goes out the window.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Graffiti-Cold hearted

"It's all this cold-hearted f*cking that is death and idiocy."

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Graffiti humor-Wrinkled

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Naughty Graffiti-Kisses

Her kisses left something to be desired — the rest of her.