Thursday, March 31, 2011

Graffiti humor-Returnable

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Graffiti wall-Visa

Visa is everywhere you want to be, except out of debt.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Graffiti humor-Saving

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Graffiti quotes-Hypothalamus

"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the 'Four F's': fighting, fleeing, feeding, and f*cking."

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Terribly dangerous

"I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous: economics and sex. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's really new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy."

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Graffiti humor-Change jobs

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Graffiti insult-Sideways

"Wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deck chairs."

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Graffiti-San Francisco

"San Francisco /n./ Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse."

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Graffiti humor-Getting old

You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Premature

"To a Real Woman, every eja*culation is premature."

Monday, March 21, 2011

Graffiti-Miracles

Believe in Miracles!

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Foot fetish

"When I said I had a foot fetish, I was referring to co*cks."

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Graffiti humor-Laziness

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Sarcastic Graffiti-Planks

"As thick as two short planks!"

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Graffiti-Gagging and vomiting

"Judging from all the gagging and vomiting, I'm guessing the other passengers had never seen somebody eat a bunch of melted Reese's cups before. At least not out of a diaper."

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Stink

"He thinks his sh*t don't stink, but his farts give him away."

Monday, March 14, 2011

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Nasty Graffiti- Incest

Incest /n./ Sibling revelry.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Trip

Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Graffiti messages-Bad officials

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Graffiti-Arbitrary

"Proof is arbitrary...unless we're talking about sexual gratification."

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Graffiti messages-Blood

"Ya bloods worth bottling!"

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Graffiti writing-Ladies first

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Graffiti humor-Laugh at themselves

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Graffiti-Same people

The Bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Graffiti humor-Positive thoughts

"They say if you have positive thoughts about something, it will happen. Well, I've been thinking positively about my neighbor's 19-year-old daughter, but so far, no luck. I think maybe my wife's negative thoughts are interfering."

Friday, March 4, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Skeptic

A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Graffiti humor-Piano

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Graffiti-Chewing gum

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Graffiti insults-Busted watermelon

"You got a head like a busted watermelon"