Thursday, March 31, 2011

Graffiti humor-Returnable

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Graffiti wall-Visa

Visa is everywhere you want to be, except out of debt.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Graffiti humor-Saving

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Graffiti quotes-Hypothalamus

"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the 'Four F's': fighting, fleeing, feeding, and f*cking."

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Terribly dangerous

"I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous: economics and sex. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's really new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy."

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Graffiti humor-Change jobs

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Graffiti insult-Sideways

"Wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deck chairs."

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Graffiti-San Francisco

"San Francisco /n./ Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse."

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Graffiti humor-Getting old

You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Premature

"To a Real Woman, every eja*culation is premature."

Monday, March 21, 2011


Believe in Miracles!

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Foot fetish

"When I said I had a foot fetish, I was referring to co*cks."

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Graffiti humor-Laziness

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Sarcastic Graffiti-Planks

"As thick as two short planks!"

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Graffiti-Gagging and vomiting

"Judging from all the gagging and vomiting, I'm guessing the other passengers had never seen somebody eat a bunch of melted Reese's cups before. At least not out of a diaper."

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Stink

"He thinks his sh*t don't stink, but his farts give him away."

Monday, March 14, 2011

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Nasty Graffiti- Incest

Incest /n./ Sibling revelry.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Trip

Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Graffiti messages-Bad officials

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Thursday, March 10, 2011


"Proof is arbitrary...unless we're talking about sexual gratification."

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Graffiti messages-Blood

"Ya bloods worth bottling!"

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Graffiti writing-Ladies first

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Graffiti humor-Laugh at themselves

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Graffiti-Same people

The Bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Graffiti humor-Positive thoughts

"They say if you have positive thoughts about something, it will happen. Well, I've been thinking positively about my neighbor's 19-year-old daughter, but so far, no luck. I think maybe my wife's negative thoughts are interfering."

Friday, March 4, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Skeptic

A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Graffiti humor-Piano

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Graffiti-Chewing gum

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Graffiti insults-Busted watermelon

"You got a head like a busted watermelon"