Saturday, April 30, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Thinking alike

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Graffiti culture-Thank a teacher

"If you can read this, thank a teacher...and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!!"

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Maturity

Maturity comes when you know the pain of being yourself.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Graffiti messages-Creating characters

"That does it, I'm creating characters of you in The Sims and I'm gonna make you have a gay marriage."

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Pictures

A Birth Certificate shows that we were born
A Death Certificate shows that we died
Pictures show that we live!

Monday, April 25, 2011

Graffiti messages-Share

"I own my own body, but I share."

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Graffiti culture-Halos

Some folks wear their halos much too tight.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Matter of luck

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Graffiti-Jesus loves you

Jesus loves you ... but I'm his favorite.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Graffiti messages-All you want

Life may not be all you want, but it's all you have.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Graffiti humor-Furniture disease

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Graffiti-Drive you

I'll drive you crazy, but you're paying for gas.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Graffiti humor-Birds of a feather

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Throne

Even on the most exalted throne you are still sitting on nothing but your a*s.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Graffiti-Hot in here

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Friday, April 15, 2011

Graffiti culture-Most amount

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Graffiti-Point and click

The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Graffiti humor-Best teacher

Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all it's students!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Nasty Graffiti-Excuses

Excuses are like a*ses . . . everyone's got them and they all stink.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Graffiti culture-Apologize-Last word

Always get the last word in: Apologize.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Graffiti culture-Valuable

When sh*t becomes valuable, the poor will be born without a*sholes.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Graffiti humor-Bush

"The man who said 'A bird in the hand's worth two in the bush' has been putting his bird in the wrong bushes."

Friday, April 8, 2011

Graffiti quotes-A successful marriage

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Graffiti humor-Talk is cheap

Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Graffiti-Blue

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Graffiti humor-Blind dates

Blind dates are like chocolate - they are usually chunky and they quickly disappear.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Gays

"Faggot isn't offensive to gays; it's got nothing to do with gays."

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Graffiti-Stop to think

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Graffiti humor-Chick

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick he marries.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Graffiti culture-Last person

The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.