Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Graffiti-Speed limit

If you're doing the speed limit, you're in the way.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Graffiti humor-Cat toy

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

Saturday, May 28, 2011


Believe in miracles.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Graffiti messages-Any questions?

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Graffiti humor-Rat race

Just when you start winning the rat race, you run into faster rats!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Graffiti culture-Generation

What one generation sees as a luxury, the next sees as a necessity.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Monday, May 23, 2011

Graffiti humor-With Peanut butter

Despite the name, K-Y Jelly doesn't go that well with peanut butter.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Graffiti humor-Beaten to the punch

He arrived late at the party to find he was beaten to the punch.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Graffiti humor-Safer highways

The highways will be safer now that the price of gasoline is so high. Nobody can afford to drink AND drive.

Friday, May 20, 2011


Many of those who rely on body language need to improve their vocabularies.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Nasty Graffiti quote-Nice to me

"There's a difference between f*cking and making love. Making love is what I wanna do after you've been nice to me. Nice by f*cking me for instance."

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Graffiti humor-Relationship between two women

"The worst thing about a relationship between two women, you don't automatically know who's supposed to cook."

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Graffiti culture-Mark

Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Graffiti culture-Ménage a trois

If you masturbate with both hands, is that considered a ménage a trois?

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Sarcastic Graffiti-Bosses

Bosses are like legs. When they get to the top, they become a*ses.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Graffiti humor-Brain cells

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Mighty Oak

"Don't worry if your job is small, and your rewards are few.
Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you!"

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Graffiti-Black holes

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Topologist

A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Graffiti humor-Responsible Drinking

Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Graffiti messages-Low Fat Communion wafer

The Roman Catholic Church is coming out with a new low-Fat Communion wafer. It is called: "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!"

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Graffiti humor-Dreaming

Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your a*s thrown in jail if you really tried them.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Graffiti messages-Out of my mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Graffiti humor-Complete idiot

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Nasty Graffiti-Asylum

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011


NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room- spinning medicine.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Graffiti humor-Out of suasage

Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker’s wurst nightmare.

Sunday, May 1, 2011


Arrogance is the humility of the uncertain!