Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Graffiti-Speed limit

If you're doing the speed limit, you're in the way.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Graffiti humor-Cat toy

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Graffiti-Believe

Believe in miracles.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Graffiti messages-Any questions?

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Graffiti humor-Rat race

Just when you start winning the rat race, you run into faster rats!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Graffiti culture-Generation

What one generation sees as a luxury, the next sees as a necessity.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Monday, May 23, 2011

Graffiti humor-With Peanut butter

Despite the name, K-Y Jelly doesn't go that well with peanut butter.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Graffiti humor-Beaten to the punch

He arrived late at the party to find he was beaten to the punch.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Graffiti humor-Safer highways

The highways will be safer now that the price of gasoline is so high. Nobody can afford to drink AND drive.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Graffiti-Vocabularies

Many of those who rely on body language need to improve their vocabularies.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Nasty Graffiti quote-Nice to me

"There's a difference between f*cking and making love. Making love is what I wanna do after you've been nice to me. Nice by f*cking me for instance."

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Graffiti humor-Relationship between two women

"The worst thing about a relationship between two women, you don't automatically know who's supposed to cook."

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Graffiti culture-Mark

Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Graffiti culture-Ménage a trois

If you masturbate with both hands, is that considered a ménage a trois?

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Sarcastic Graffiti-Bosses

Bosses are like legs. When they get to the top, they become a*ses.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Graffiti humor-Brain cells

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Mighty Oak

"Don't worry if your job is small, and your rewards are few.
Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you!"

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Graffiti-Black holes

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Topologist

A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Graffiti humor-Responsible Drinking

Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Graffiti messages-Low Fat Communion wafer

The Roman Catholic Church is coming out with a new low-Fat Communion wafer. It is called: "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!"

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Graffiti humor-Dreaming

Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your a*s thrown in jail if you really tried them.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Graffiti messages-Out of my mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Graffiti humor-Complete idiot

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Nasty Graffiti-Asylum

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Graffiti-Nyquil

NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room- spinning medicine.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Graffiti humor-Out of suasage

Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker’s wurst nightmare.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Graffiti-Humility

Arrogance is the humility of the uncertain!