Sunday, July 31, 2011

Graffiti culture-Whipping

Don't blame the dominatrix for your welts if you're paying for the whipping.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Friday, July 29, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Everyday

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Graffiti culture-Helplessly

It's like I'm in a Greenpeace-sponsored bukkake tree porn flick, and I'm the chick tied helplessly to the chair in the center of the room being hosed down with tree semen.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Graffiti quotes=Beam

Beam me up Jesus.

Graffiti humor-Efficient

How can anybody say that markets are efficient in a world where attractive women routinely wash their underwear?

Monday, July 25, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Signal

The truth comes from how good you are at creating signal when there's nothing but noise.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Graffiti culture-Violent

"I've certainly met quite a few more violent Christians 'lets go kill us some fags' than violent gays 'lets go break into someones house and decorate it'."

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Friday, July 22, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Time

It's only 9:15?!? Time is so curvy it's kicking itself in the butt!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Graffiti culture-Mention

"Homosexuality: not even mentioned in the Gospels, and the Old Testament has more to say about the evil of pork."

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Graffiti humor-Mistakes

Computers allow you to make mistakes faster than any other human invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Monday, July 18, 2011

Graffiti culture-About love

The graffiti is responding to all the things that aren't about love in the world.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Graffiti humor-No fun

A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Graffiti culture-Agnostic apathetic

I have a friend who's an agnostic apathetic bisexual:
"I don't know, I don't care, and maybe I'll sleep with it."

Friday, July 15, 2011

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Any faster

If you sinned any faster, you'd lose consciousness.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Tuesday, July 12, 2011


If you hadn't been stalking me, I would have thought less of you.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Graffiti humor-Mono

I played spin the bottle once. I gave someone mono.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Paprika

Putting paprika on your a*s? Not my god-damned kink, monkey-boy.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Friday, July 8, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Disagree

Why smile and nod when you can disagree and process?

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Swift

Man, you're about as swift as a sack of legless monkeys neck-deep in dried cement.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Graffiti humor-Wholesome

You're every bit as wholesome as sleeping in Vasolene.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Graffiti messages-Dignity

I think I object to pants as a measure of dignity.

Monday, July 4, 2011


You don't use an apostrophe to make a plural! Did we all fail GRADE FOUR or something??

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Graffiti culture-Emote

I emote so much people often have to towel themselves off.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Graffiti humor-No foot

A closed mouth gathers no foot.