Friday, September 30, 2011

Sarcastic graffiti-Grin innocently

You couldn't grin innocently if you tried.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Graffiti humor-Tires or testicles

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
-Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Graffiti-True Blue

"He's True Blue."

Monday, September 26, 2011

Sarcastic graffiti-Not valid

Excel: "This selection is not valid."
Your mom is not valid, you worthless overgrown piece of graph paper.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Graffiti messages-Waste of time

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
-Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Nasty Graffiti-With flowers

Say it with flowers – give her a triffid.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Graffiti humor-Raise my grades

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
-Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Graffiti-In the beginning

In the beginning was the word, and the word was AARD-VARK

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Graffiti humor-To be to do

To do is to be. - Descartes
To be is to do. - Voltaire
Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
--Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Wish

How I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Graffiti humor-Full bottle

I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Graffiti culture-Sincere

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Graffiti-Comeback

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Monday, September 12, 2011

Graffiti culture-Psychology

Psychology is merely producing habits out of rats.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Graffiti humor-Guts

Disembowelling takes guts.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Ignorance

"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Graffiti culture-Beauty

Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Graffiti message on wall-This high

If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
- On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet. O'Ryan's Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Misuse

I'm just saying, if you're going to misuse a word, you should do it properly!
- Dana to Natalie, "SportsNight"

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Who do you trust?

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
-The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Toilet Graffiti-In your hands

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
- Men's rest room, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY