Monday, October 31, 2011

Graffiti-Do this thing

Tonight let's do this thing / All we are is wasting hours / Until the sun comes up, it's all ours.
- Dave Matthews Band, "Say Goodbye"

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Just how?

And just how may I f*ck you over today?

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Friday, October 28, 2011

Graffiti culture-Back in sexy

"Bisexual: putting the xy back in 'sexy'."

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Graffiti-No

My sexual preference is NO..!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Graffiti humor-Style

You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Office

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Graffiti message-Earth is full

Earth is full. Go home.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Graffiti culture-Sermon

Sex Education: Sermon on the mount

Friday, October 21, 2011

Graffiti-Never breaks

An escalator never breaks... it only becomes stairs.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Graffiti culture-Inner self

My theory is that you can't make fun of the way people smile or dance. Both are directly linked to the person's inner self and should be encouraged instead of discouraged.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Graffiti humor-Flawed

Instant Mac&Cheese is like MSWindows. It's not really food, and fundamentally the whole concept is flawed, yet millions use it and are somewhat satisfied.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Graffiti quotes-By it's cover

Never judge a book by its cover / Or who you're gonna love by your lover
- Aerosmith, "Dude (Looked Like A Lady)"

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Sarcastic Graffiti quotes-Falling in love

Falling in love with [Joni Mitchell] was like falling into a cement mixer.
- David Crosby

Friday, October 14, 2011

Graffiti-Valuable prizes

SAVE SOVIET JEWS!
WIN VALUABLE PRIZES

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Graffiti-Politeness

Politeness is organized indifference.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Graffiti humor-How high

Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?"

Monday, October 10, 2011

Graffiti defined

Graffiti refers to the vandalistic scratching, scrawling, or painting of messages or artwork onto property that does not belong to the artist.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Sarcastic graffiti-Dump

If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here - Your a*shole is in Washington!
- Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma

Friday, October 7, 2011

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Graffiti-No matter

No matter how good she looks, just remember: some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her sh*t.
- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Graffiti humor-Both ways

If there was a Bi-Sexual Pride parade, would it go both ways?

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Maturity

Maturity is knowing when to let the other fellow be wrong.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Graffiti culture-Writing

"Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money."

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Graffiti humor-Jesus Saves

JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
-Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.