Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Romantic relationship

A romantic relationship that isn't also a friendship isn't much of a romantic relationship at all.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Graffiti humor-Ain't the size

It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Nasty graffiti-Attachment

Wife: An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Friday, November 25, 2011

Graffiti-Walking distance

Everything on land is within walking distance.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Graffiti humor-Spinster

Spinster: Female disk jockey.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Monday, November 21, 2011

Grafiti quotes-Not gross

"Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Graffiti humor-Not your type

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

Graffiti-Bedroom slippers

Bedroom slippers: Lubricated Condoms.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Advent calendar

Came home today to find all my doors and windows smashed in and everything gone. What sort of sick person does that to someone's Advent calendar?

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Graffiti-Cleaned up

We just cleaned it up. When there's graffiti, we just paint over it.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Monday, November 14, 2011

Graffiti-Mail theft

I am concerned about mail theft;
I am concerned about the graffiti.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Graffiti message-Revenge

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Friday, November 11, 2011

Graffiti-Cannibal

Every artist is a cannibal / Every poet is a thief / All kill their inspiration / Then sing about their grief
- U2, "The Fly"

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Free from fears

God built a compelling sex drive into every creature, no matter what style of f*cking it practiced. He made sex irresistibly pleasurable, wildly joyous, free from fears. He made it innocent merriment.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Graffiti humor-Sneezing

Is that sneezing? It sounds like a pissed-off Doberman.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Without me

It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Graffiti culture-Faith lift

"Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to God for a faith lift!"

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Friday, November 4, 2011

Graffiti-Recipes of romance

I'm mopping up the floor / From messy recipes of romance / I'm packing up the pots / Too many cooks in the kitchen
- Smash Mouth, "Waste"

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Graffiti quotes-Two kinds of love

"There are 2 kinds of love. Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them."

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Graffiti humor-This poor

I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011