Monday, December 31, 2012

Graffiti culture-Profits

People before profits!

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Graffiti-Judge

Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Friday, December 28, 2012

Graffiti humor-The meek

The meek will Internet the world.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Think

Don't f*ck with my head and I won't think with my dick!

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Phone booth

Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Graffiti culture-Six pack

To you it's a six-pack; to me it's a support group.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Graffiti humor-Constipated

This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Graffiti humor-Outhouse

Men are like an outhouse, always taken or full of sh*t!

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Judge

Judge me all you want. Just keep the verdict to yourself!

Friday, December 21, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Slam

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Crazy graffiti-Rice Krispies

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Graffiti messages-Hang up!

Hang up and drive!

Monday, December 17, 2012

Graffiti-Stolen

No Radio - Already Stolen!

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Graffiti quotes-A lesson

Life is a lesson you'll learn it when you're through.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Graffiti culture-Feminist

So you're a feminist - isn't that cute!

Friday, December 14, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Whales

Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Graffiti-Pushed!

Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Graffiti messages-Drive it

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Graffiti humor-Play stupid

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

Monday, December 10, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Out Of Bed

I’m Out Of Bed And Dressed – What More Do You Want?

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Funny graffiti-I think

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Graffiti humor-Psychokinesis

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Represent

I am represented by the Law Firm of Dewey, Chedum, and Howe.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Graffiti messages-Heaven

Don't miss heaven for the world.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Graffiti humor-Caring

Oh look! just 2,852,677 more days til i start caring what you think.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Graffiti quote-Your Honor student

My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor Student.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Graffiti culture-Don't drink

I DON'T DRINK IT DULLS THE DRUGS.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Biology

I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Graffiti culture-Sick days

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!

Friday, November 30, 2012

Graffiti messages-News

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Graffiti humor-Barbie

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Graffiti culture-Sexiest

I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Graffiti-Charges

I press charges.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Graffiti-Uranus

Is uranus a black hole?

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Honor student

Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still An A*shole!

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Graffiti-Late

You can't be late until you show up.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Swim

If your ship hasn't come in...Swim out to it!

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Pain pill

I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Swerve

I swerve for cats.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Graffiti-Favorite color

My favorite color is chocolate.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Graffiti humor-Idiot proof

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Graffiti messages-Love for all

Love for all, Hatred for none.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Being normal

I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Graffiti culture-On your feet

Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Graffiti humor-Temple

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Graffiti-Wise

Laughter, cries and all that is wise...

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Graffiti culture-boy bands

Honk if you love boy bands - then drive into a tree.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Graffiti humor-Qualify

God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Sexist

Don't Be Sexist - B*tches Hate That.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Graffiti humor-Bombardier

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Graffiti-Free

Anything Free Is Worth What You Pay For It

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Nasty graffiti-That far up

But I Just Can’t Get My Head That Far Up My A*s.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Born

I wasn't born a b*tch; men like you made me that way.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Roll

If you can read this, roll me over.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Graffiti- Pull over

I know...I know...pull over

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Graffiti humor-Psychic

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Graffiti culture-Delinquent

Proud mother of a delinquent child!

Friday, November 2, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Parachutes

Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Graffiti humor-Inches to spare

I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!! This was better than any diet I've ever been on.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Nasty Graffiti-California

Welcome to California. Now go home!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Graffiti culture-Any diet

This was better than any diet I've ever been on.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Two things

There are only two things in life you can count on: Death and Taxes.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Graffiti-Fishing

I'd rather be fishing!

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Graffiti culture-Ignorance

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Graffiti humor-Not dead

He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically-Challenged

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Graffiti for Florida

FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, And Revote.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Smell that way

Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Visa

Can I pay my Visa with my MasterCard?

Monday, October 22, 2012

Graffiti culture-Elvis

Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Graffiti humor-Dumber

Everytime you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Out of places

Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.

Friday, October 19, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Admit

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Graffiti humor-E Coli

E. coli Happens

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Graffiti-Brave

Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Speeding ticket

Faster than a speeding ticket.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Graffiti messages-Drive like you

DANGER: I drive like you do!

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Graffiti humor-Fact free

Obama 89% Fact Free

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Graffiti humor-Eat

Never eat more than you can lift.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Other toy

My other toy has t*ts.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Graffiti message-My God

My god can beat up your god.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Graffiti-Dress rehearsal

Enjoy life it's not a dress rehearsal.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Steal

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Question mark

Do not put a question mark where God put a period.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Graffiti culture-Beat up

My child beat up your honor student!

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Graffiti humor-Hypochondriac

I'm only a hypochondriac when I feel sick.

Friday, October 5, 2012

Graffiti-Support

i souport publik edekasion

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Funny Graffiti-Stupid question

If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Graffiti insult-Brains

Got Brains?

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Graffiti humor-Budget cuts

Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Graffiti culture-Troops

God Bless Our Troops.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Graffiti insult-Shut up!

Do they ever shut up on your planet.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Piece of mind

Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!

Friday, September 28, 2012

Graffiti-Uranus

I love uranus.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Graffiti humor-Earth first

EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Graffiti-Leap frog

Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Graffiti messages-Reality

Welcome to reality...come again soon.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Naughty boy

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Graffiti insult-Gene pool

YOU! Out of the gene pool.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Graffiti-Food

I do work for food.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Graffiti humor-Roads

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Graffiti-Driver

Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION..

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Good and bad

I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Graffiti insult-Ignore

How may i ignore you today?

Monday, September 17, 2012

Graffiti humor-Affairs of dragons

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Love animals

I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Love my job

I love my job...shoot me now!

Friday, September 14, 2012

Graffiti humor-Live forever

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Sorrow

Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Nasty graffiti-White meat

Cat: The Other White Meat

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Miracles

Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Graffiti humor-Attorneys

Dewey, Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Graffiti-House Guarded

House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Duct tape

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"

Friday, September 7, 2012

Graffiti humor-Scream and shout!

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Thirsty

Why am I so thirsty when I drank so much last night?

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Graffiti humor-Standards

When all else fails, lower your standards.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Information source

I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Graffiti culture-Disappointed

Disappointed? Too bad!

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Graffiti humor-Disco

Bumper sticker in the year 2100:
DISCO STILL SUCKS.

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Graffiti-Range

If you can read this you're in range.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Graffiti humor-Hesitates

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Loan

Every thing is on loan from the government until you can't pay your taxes.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Graffiti culture-Dyslexics

Dyslexics Untie!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Graffiti humor-Brake

I brake for no apparent reason.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Somewhere

Everything Is Somewhere.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Graffiti culture-Repeat

I don't repeat gossip.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Graffiti messages-Read this

F U Cn Rd Ths U Cnt Spl Wrth A Dm!

Friday, August 24, 2012

Graffiti humor-Judge

Don't judge a book by its movie.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Graffiti messages-Reading this

If you are reading this you are reading off a gay internet site...

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Graffiti-Bumper stickers

I hate bumper stickers!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Graffiti-Battery

Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery

Monday, August 20, 2012

Graffiti quotes-High on pot

Confucious say "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Graffiti culture-Toxic

Kiss me, I'm toxic

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Graffiti humor-My body

I'm leaving my body to science fiction

Friday, August 17, 2012

Grafiti-Band

I'm with the band!

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Graffiti humor-Bald spot

You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Jesus loves you

Maybe Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An A*shole.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Graffiti culture-Hickies

Life Sucks. and it leaves some mean hickies.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Graffiti humor-Ain't broken

If It Ain’t Broken... Fix It ‘Til It Is

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Myth

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Love animals

I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Time flies

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Graffiti-Daddy

Who's Your Daddy?

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Graffiti humor-A will

Where there's a will there's a BEER!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Graffiti-Loaded

You get all this and my dads loaded.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Graffiti humor-Not drunk

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Secure

You have to be really secure to be seen in this car.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Graffiti humor-Forbidden fruits

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Graffiti-Read this sign

If you can read this sign you must be a Florida Republican.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Graffiti culture-Zero to

I can go from zero to b*tch in 2.2 seconds.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Graffiti humor-Sidewalk

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Graffiti message-Lost

HELP, I AM LOST AND CANNOT FIND MY BEER!

Monday, July 30, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Own car

Hey dumb a*s I bought my own car, not mommy and daddy!

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Graffiti- Diagonally parked

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Funny Graffiti-Honk

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Graffiti humor-Save gas

Save on gas, go fart in a jar.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Graffiti humor-All week

It’s been one of those days all week.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Graffiti-Horse

If my car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Funny graffiti-Guns

Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Graffiti-World Peace

Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Graffiti humor-Jet engines

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Don't believe

Don't believe everything you think.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Graffiti culture-Requests

I don't do requests.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Graffiti-Badge

Back the badge.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Anger

ANGER IS MERELY DEPRESSION WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM!

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Graffiti messages-Give blood

Give blood and you too can get a free bumper sticker.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Daughter

Don't laugh; your daughter may be in back.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Graffiti humor-Back Up

Back Up My Hard Drive? How Do I Put It In Reverse?

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Graffiti-DAMM

D.A.M.M.- Drunks Against Mad Mothers

Friday, July 13, 2012

Nasty graffiti-An idea

For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Graffiti humor-Admire

I admire gay men, they leave more women for me!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Graffiti-Florida

FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Fat people

Fat people are hard to kidnap.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Topic

Life's way too short to stay on topic.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Graffiti humor-Temptation

I can resist everything except temptation.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Graffiti-Hope

Hope dies last!

Friday, July 6, 2012

Graffiti-Relish

RELISH TODAY...KETCHEUP TOMORROW

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Pedestrians

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Graffiti humor-Safe government

Practice safe government. Use kingdoms.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Graffiti culture-Good teachers

Pay good teachers good money

Monday, July 2, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Average IQ

If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Graffiti culture-Miss out!

Friends don't let friends miss out on heaven.

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Graffiti quotes-He who angers

He who angers you, controls you!

Friday, June 29, 2012

Graffiti culture-High beams

High beams were made to piss people off!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Nice day

Have a nice day... somewhere else.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Graffiti humor-Friends

Friends don't let friends drive naked!!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Drive better

Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your A*s?

Monday, June 25, 2012

Graffiti messages-Bomb squad

BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Graffiti humor-Drink and park

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Graffiti-Stupid

Democrats=Bureaucrats: STUPID

Friday, June 22, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Clean America

Clean up America. Kill a redneck!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Graffiti humor-Hokey Pocky

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Graffiti quotes-At once

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Graffiti message-Hit

Please don't hit me I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Graffiti humor-Vow of silence

Ask me about my vow of silence.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Graffiti-Smaller

IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN
YOUR TURN SIGNAL IS STILL ON

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Idiots

All Men Are Idiots... And I Married Their King.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Graffiti humor-Horn broken

Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Graffiti messages-Hate you

Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Airport

If a*sholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Graffiti ideas-Braless

Go Braless! It will pull the wrinkles from your face.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Graffiti messages-Next light

Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Graffiti-Fish

I fish! Therefore, I lie.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Graffiti culture-Gun control

Gun control today, Total control tomorrow.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Graffiti humor-Dope

Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Desire for money

I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Graffiti humor-Divers

Divers get more tail.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Graffiti-Corduroy pillows

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Graffiti-Waist

A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Graffiti humor-Buckle up

Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Graffiti quotes-7 days

7 days with out Jesus makes one weak.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Graffiti messages-Brake

CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Graffiti facts-Lie

Boys Lie!

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Graffiti humor-Shampoo

Boycott shampoo, demand real poo instead.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Graffiti messages-Don't care

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Graffiti culture-Animal crackers

Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Graffiti humor-Never die

Chemistry Professors Never Die, They Just Smell That Way!

Friday, May 25, 2012

Graffiti-Silver lining

Every silver lining has a cloud.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Deep down

Deep down, divers care.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Graffiti-Support

Buy a gun support the constitution.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Ugly

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

Monday, May 21, 2012

Graffiti-Nowhere

Boldly Going Nowhere

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Graffiti humor-Womb

I left the womb for this?

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Graffiti-Scooby do

WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO!

Friday, May 18, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Chips

When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is Empty

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Graffiti humor-Village idiot

You Are Depriving Some Village Of Its Idiot !

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Funny graffiti-Feeling good

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Graffiti humor-Laziness

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!!!

Monday, May 14, 2012

Motivational graffiti-Achieve

Conceive. Believe. Achieve.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Graffiti humor-Overjoyed

I am overjoyed with whelm!

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Mattel

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

Friday, May 11, 2012

Graffiti humor-Beer

Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Graffiti culture-Somebody

Want to be somebody? Don't drive after drinking.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Graffiti humor-Beta testers

Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Graffiti messages-Wink

Wink, I'll do the rest!

Monday, May 7, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Bluer

The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Graffiti humor-Raze

It takes a Viking to raze a village.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Graffiti-As bad

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Deja vu

Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Graffiti-CIA

DARE to keep the CIA off drugs.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Graffiti humor-Fastest

100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Graffiti-Detest

DETEST-de stuff de teacher gives de students when ya expect it de least!!!

Monday, April 30, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Micro waving

Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Irony

100% Irony Free

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Graffiti messages-Elvis

Elvis has left the planet.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Graffiti humor-Go first

Change is good...you go first!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Graffiti message-Barbie

BARBIE AIN'T HERE!

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Graffiti-Change

Change a life; make someone feel important.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Graffiti humor-Darwin

Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Nasty graffiti-People I meet

More people I meet, more I like my dog....

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Graffiti-Redemption

Jesus saves lives and them redeems them for valuable prizes.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Graffiti humor-Insured by Mafia

I’m insured by the mafia, you hit me and we'll hit you.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Graffiti culture-Pain

I can handle pain until it hurts.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Graffiti-Dropout!

Hogwarts Dropout

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Graffiti culture-Gun control

Gun control is a steady hand.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Nasty Graffiti-Fat chicks

Fat chicks make my car scrape!

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Graffiti humor-Against logging

If you're against logging, try wiping your a*s with plastic.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Graffiti messages-Condoms

Condoms are easier to change than diapers!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Turd

If your gonna be a turd then go lie out in the yard.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Graffiti-Stupidity

Stupidity should be punished.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Love cats

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Graffiti humor-With Clinton

Honk if you haven't slept with Clinton!

Monday, April 9, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Squirrel

Squirrel...it's what's for dinner.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Graffiti-Men

MEN. bigger. stronger. better.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Graffiti culture-Complicated

Life is too complicated in the morning.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Graffiti-Falls off

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Graffiti messages-Don't believe

Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Graffiti humor-Flies

Flies spread disease, keep yours closed!

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Graffiti message-Ashamed

I Know What You’re Thinking And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Graffiti-Gravity

Gravity always gets me down.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Graffiti humor-World peace

Forget about World Peace...Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Graffiti culture-Beer

Beer: It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Graffiti humor-Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Hilarious graffiti-So Hungry

I'm so hungry I am farting fresh air.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Graffiti culture-Bad cop

BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Graffiti-Remember

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Graffiti humor-Clinton's face

Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Graffiti-Paint

Don't delay, paint today.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Friday, March 23, 2012

Grafiti-Uppity

I'm feeling uppity.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Hooked

If you can read this,you were hooked on phonics once...

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Graffiti humor-Leader

I must hurry, for there they go and i am their leader.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Graffiti messages-Donate

I Don’t Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Possible

Everything is possible just not too probable.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Medieval

Don't make me go medieval on you.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Graffiti humor-Run

Front bumper - Run, Hilary, Run!

Friday, March 16, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Wish

Don't wish for it...work for it.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Graffiti-LSD

LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Graffiti messages-Rub the lamp

Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Graffiti-Goth

Got Goth?

Monday, March 12, 2012

Graffiti humor-Paid for

Don't laugh it's paid for.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Graffiti-Theory

In theory, everything works.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Graffiti humor-Yellow

If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?

Friday, March 9, 2012

Graffiti messages-Virgins

To all you virgins; thanks for nothing!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Graffiti humor-Super bowl

Super Bowl is french for...sitting on your a*s and getting fat.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Graffiti-Death

Death is the consequence of being alive.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Graffiti humor-Cover me

Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

Monday, March 5, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Housework

Housework makes women ugly.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Graffiti-Clones

Clones are people 2

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Graffiti messages-Feed the ego

Please! do not feed the ego!

Friday, March 2, 2012

Graffiti-SASR

S.A.S.R. - Speeders Against Ski Racks

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Hot water

I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Graffiti humor-Beer

Beer: making woman look better since 1965.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Graffiti messages-Abandoned vehicle

Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."

Monday, February 27, 2012

Graffiti humor-Reality check

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Mirrors

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you they can't laugh either.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Graffiti culture-Normal

Why be normal?

Friday, February 24, 2012

Graffiti-Behind me

You are right where you belong, behind me!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Graffiti humor-Fly low

I don't drive fast I fly low.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Lost cat

I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Graffiti humor-Anti theft

This car is protected by an anti-theft sticker!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Graffiti-The squeaky wheel

The squeaky wheel is often replaced.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Graffiti quotes-The solution

The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Graffiti humor-Blow your nose

Blow your nose, your horn works fine.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Graffiti-Disguised

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Graffiti humor-Parked

If you can read this, I am parked.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Idiot

If life's an idiot then you must the god.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Graffiti-Really funny

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Graffiti humor-Mouse

A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Rapture

CAUTION: This car will be left behind during rapture.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Graffiti-Feed them

Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!

Friday, February 10, 2012

Graffiti culture-Boy bands

Boy bands. The spawn of Satan.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Game

If life is just a game then I must have missed the kickoff.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Graffiti-Breaks

I break for........................OH SH*T NO BRAKES

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Graffiti insult-Horn

Did you check if your horn works?

Monday, February 6, 2012

Graffiti messages-Search for truth

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Graffiti humor-Stupidity

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Graffiti-Mornings

I don't do mornings.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Graffiti culture-Speeding

I am not speeding I am qualifying.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Graffiti-Ebonics

Ax Me About Ebonics.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Graffiti humor-Calculations

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Graffiti-Following Jesus

Are you following Jesus this close?

Monday, January 30, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Generalizations

All generalizations are false.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Graffiti-Slow

I may be slow; but I'm ahead of you.

Sarcastic graffiti-Low riders

Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Clean car

A clean car is a sign of a sick mind.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Graffiti-Fishers of men

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He will clean them.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Graffiti culture-For free

A*s, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Animals

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Monday, January 23, 2012

Graffiti humor-Without sunshine

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Graffiti humor-Church alive

A church alive is worth the surprise!!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Graffiti-Day pass

They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!

Friday, January 20, 2012

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Graffiti humor-Recycled teenagers

We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Eternity

Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Funny Graffiti-Saw it

Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!

Monday, January 16, 2012

Graffiti-Laid

Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's a*s and wait!

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Caller IQ

I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Graffiti humor-Three kinds of people

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Graffiti messages-Strangers

I talk to strangers

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Beam down

Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Graffiti humor-Feminists

I Think Feminists Are Cute!

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Graffiti-Impolite

IT'S IMPOLITE TO STARE!

Monday, January 9, 2012

Graffiti culture-Honor student

Your honor student deals the best drugs.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Graffiti message-Brake

Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Graffiti humor-Cops

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Buy a gun

Buy a gun. Piss off the liberals.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Graffiti humor-Baby

Baby on bored

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Graffiti culture-Home school

HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Graffiti message-Single

If you're rich, I’m single!

Monday, January 2, 2012

Graffiti-Move

Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Graffiti messages-Conserve water

Conserve water - Shower with a friend!