Monday, December 31, 2012

Graffiti culture-Profits

People before profits!

Sunday, December 30, 2012


Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Friday, December 28, 2012

Graffiti humor-The meek

The meek will Internet the world.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Think

Don't f*ck with my head and I won't think with my dick!

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Phone booth

Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Graffiti culture-Six pack

To you it's a six-pack; to me it's a support group.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Graffiti humor-Constipated

This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Graffiti humor-Outhouse

Men are like an outhouse, always taken or full of sh*t!

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Judge

Judge me all you want. Just keep the verdict to yourself!

Friday, December 21, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Slam

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Crazy graffiti-Rice Krispies

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Graffiti messages-Hang up!

Hang up and drive!

Monday, December 17, 2012


No Radio - Already Stolen!

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Graffiti quotes-A lesson

Life is a lesson you'll learn it when you're through.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Graffiti culture-Feminist

So you're a feminist - isn't that cute!

Friday, December 14, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Whales

Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.

Thursday, December 13, 2012


Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Graffiti messages-Drive it


Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Graffiti humor-Play stupid

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

Monday, December 10, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Out Of Bed

I’m Out Of Bed And Dressed – What More Do You Want?

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Funny graffiti-I think

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Graffiti humor-Psychokinesis

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Represent

I am represented by the Law Firm of Dewey, Chedum, and Howe.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Graffiti messages-Heaven

Don't miss heaven for the world.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Graffiti humor-Caring

Oh look! just 2,852,677 more days til i start caring what you think.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Graffiti quote-Your Honor student

My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor Student.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Graffiti culture-Don't drink


Sunday, December 2, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Biology

I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Graffiti culture-Sick days

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!

Friday, November 30, 2012

Graffiti messages-News

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Graffiti humor-Barbie

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Graffiti culture-Sexiest

I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012


I press charges.

Monday, November 26, 2012


Is uranus a black hole?

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Honor student

Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still An A*shole!

Saturday, November 24, 2012


You can't be late until you show up.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Swim

If your ship hasn't come in...Swim out to it!

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Pain pill

I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Swerve

I swerve for cats.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Graffiti-Favorite color

My favorite color is chocolate.

Monday, November 19, 2012

Graffiti humor-Idiot proof

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Graffiti messages-Love for all

Love for all, Hatred for none.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Being normal

I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Graffiti culture-On your feet

Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Graffiti humor-Temple

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012


Laughter, cries and all that is wise...

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Graffiti culture-boy bands

Honk if you love boy bands - then drive into a tree.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Graffiti humor-Qualify

God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Sexist

Don't Be Sexist - B*tches Hate That.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Graffiti humor-Bombardier

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

Friday, November 9, 2012


Anything Free Is Worth What You Pay For It

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Nasty graffiti-That far up

But I Just Can’t Get My Head That Far Up My A*s.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Born

I wasn't born a b*tch; men like you made me that way.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Roll

If you can read this, roll me over.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Graffiti- Pull over

I know...I know...pull over

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Graffiti humor-Psychic

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Graffiti culture-Delinquent

Proud mother of a delinquent child!

Friday, November 2, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Parachutes

Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Graffiti humor-Inches to spare

I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!! This was better than any diet I've ever been on.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Nasty Graffiti-California

Welcome to California. Now go home!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Graffiti culture-Any diet

This was better than any diet I've ever been on.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Two things

There are only two things in life you can count on: Death and Taxes.

Sunday, October 28, 2012


I'd rather be fishing!

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Graffiti culture-Ignorance

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Friday, October 26, 2012

Graffiti humor-Not dead

He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically-Challenged

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Graffiti for Florida

FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, And Revote.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Smell that way

Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Visa

Can I pay my Visa with my MasterCard?

Monday, October 22, 2012

Graffiti culture-Elvis

Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Graffiti humor-Dumber

Everytime you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Out of places

Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.

Friday, October 19, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Admit

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Graffiti humor-E Coli

E. coli Happens

Wednesday, October 17, 2012


Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Speeding ticket

Faster than a speeding ticket.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Graffiti messages-Drive like you

DANGER: I drive like you do!

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Graffiti humor-Fact free

Obama 89% Fact Free

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Graffiti humor-Eat

Never eat more than you can lift.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Other toy

My other toy has t*ts.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Graffiti message-My God

My god can beat up your god.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Graffiti-Dress rehearsal

Enjoy life it's not a dress rehearsal.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Steal

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Question mark

Do not put a question mark where God put a period.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Graffiti culture-Beat up

My child beat up your honor student!

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Graffiti humor-Hypochondriac

I'm only a hypochondriac when I feel sick.

Friday, October 5, 2012


i souport publik edekasion

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Funny Graffiti-Stupid question

If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Graffiti insult-Brains

Got Brains?

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Graffiti humor-Budget cuts

Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Graffiti culture-Troops

God Bless Our Troops.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Graffiti insult-Shut up!

Do they ever shut up on your planet.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Piece of mind

Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!

Friday, September 28, 2012


I love uranus.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Graffiti humor-Earth first

EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Graffiti-Leap frog

Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Graffiti messages-Reality

Welcome to reality...come again soon.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Naughty boy

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Graffiti insult-Gene pool

YOU! Out of the gene pool.

Saturday, September 22, 2012


I do work for food.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Graffiti humor-Roads

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?

Thursday, September 20, 2012


Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION..

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Good and bad

I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Graffiti insult-Ignore

How may i ignore you today?

Monday, September 17, 2012

Graffiti humor-Affairs of dragons

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Love animals

I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Love my job

I love my job...shoot me now!

Friday, September 14, 2012

Graffiti humor-Live forever

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Sorrow

Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Nasty graffiti-White meat

Cat: The Other White Meat

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Miracles

Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Graffiti humor-Attorneys

Dewey, Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Graffiti-House Guarded

House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Duct tape

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"

Friday, September 7, 2012

Graffiti humor-Scream and shout!

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Thirsty

Why am I so thirsty when I drank so much last night?

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Graffiti humor-Standards

When all else fails, lower your standards.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Information source

I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Graffiti culture-Disappointed

Disappointed? Too bad!

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Graffiti humor-Disco

Bumper sticker in the year 2100:

Saturday, September 1, 2012


If you can read this you're in range.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Graffiti humor-Hesitates

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Loan

Every thing is on loan from the government until you can't pay your taxes.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Graffiti culture-Dyslexics

Dyslexics Untie!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Graffiti humor-Brake

I brake for no apparent reason.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Somewhere

Everything Is Somewhere.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Graffiti culture-Repeat

I don't repeat gossip.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Graffiti messages-Read this

F U Cn Rd Ths U Cnt Spl Wrth A Dm!

Friday, August 24, 2012

Graffiti humor-Judge

Don't judge a book by its movie.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Graffiti messages-Reading this

If you are reading this you are reading off a gay internet site...

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Graffiti-Bumper stickers

I hate bumper stickers!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012


Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery

Monday, August 20, 2012

Graffiti quotes-High on pot

Confucious say "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Graffiti culture-Toxic

Kiss me, I'm toxic

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Graffiti humor-My body

I'm leaving my body to science fiction

Friday, August 17, 2012


I'm with the band!

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Graffiti humor-Bald spot

You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Jesus loves you

Maybe Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An A*shole.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Graffiti culture-Hickies

Life Sucks. and it leaves some mean hickies.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Graffiti humor-Ain't broken

If It Ain’t Broken... Fix It ‘Til It Is

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Myth

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Love animals

I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Time flies

Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Thursday, August 9, 2012


Who's Your Daddy?

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Graffiti humor-A will

Where there's a will there's a BEER!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012


You get all this and my dads loaded.

Monday, August 6, 2012

Graffiti humor-Not drunk

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Secure

You have to be really secure to be seen in this car.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Graffiti humor-Forbidden fruits

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Graffiti-Read this sign

If you can read this sign you must be a Florida Republican.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Graffiti culture-Zero to

I can go from zero to b*tch in 2.2 seconds.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Graffiti humor-Sidewalk

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Graffiti message-Lost


Monday, July 30, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Own car

Hey dumb a*s I bought my own car, not mommy and daddy!

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Graffiti- Diagonally parked

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Funny Graffiti-Honk

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Graffiti humor-Save gas

Save on gas, go fart in a jar.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Graffiti humor-All week

It’s been one of those days all week.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012


If my car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Funny graffiti-Guns

Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Graffiti-World Peace

Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Graffiti humor-Jet engines

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Don't believe

Don't believe everything you think.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Graffiti culture-Requests

I don't do requests.

Thursday, July 19, 2012


Back the badge.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Anger


Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Graffiti messages-Give blood

Give blood and you too can get a free bumper sticker.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Daughter

Don't laugh; your daughter may be in back.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Graffiti humor-Back Up

Back Up My Hard Drive? How Do I Put It In Reverse?

Saturday, July 14, 2012


D.A.M.M.- Drunks Against Mad Mothers

Friday, July 13, 2012

Nasty graffiti-An idea

For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Graffiti humor-Admire

I admire gay men, they leave more women for me!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012


FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Fat people

Fat people are hard to kidnap.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Topic

Life's way too short to stay on topic.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Graffiti humor-Temptation

I can resist everything except temptation.

Saturday, July 7, 2012


Hope dies last!

Friday, July 6, 2012



Thursday, July 5, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Pedestrians

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Graffiti humor-Safe government

Practice safe government. Use kingdoms.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Graffiti culture-Good teachers

Pay good teachers good money

Monday, July 2, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Average IQ

If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Graffiti culture-Miss out!

Friends don't let friends miss out on heaven.

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Graffiti quotes-He who angers

He who angers you, controls you!

Friday, June 29, 2012

Graffiti culture-High beams

High beams were made to piss people off!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Nice day

Have a nice day... somewhere else.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Graffiti humor-Friends

Friends don't let friends drive naked!!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Drive better

Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your A*s?

Monday, June 25, 2012

Graffiti messages-Bomb squad

BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Graffiti humor-Drink and park

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Saturday, June 23, 2012


Democrats=Bureaucrats: STUPID

Friday, June 22, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Clean America

Clean up America. Kill a redneck!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Graffiti humor-Hokey Pocky

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Graffiti quotes-At once

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Graffiti message-Hit

Please don't hit me I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Graffiti humor-Vow of silence

Ask me about my vow of silence.

Sunday, June 17, 2012



Saturday, June 16, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Idiots

All Men Are Idiots... And I Married Their King.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Graffiti humor-Horn broken

Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Graffiti messages-Hate you

Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Airport

If a*sholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Graffiti ideas-Braless

Go Braless! It will pull the wrinkles from your face.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Graffiti messages-Next light

Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.

Saturday, June 9, 2012


I fish! Therefore, I lie.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Graffiti culture-Gun control

Gun control today, Total control tomorrow.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Graffiti humor-Dope

Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A Man.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Desire for money

I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Graffiti humor-Divers

Divers get more tail.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Graffiti-Corduroy pillows

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Sunday, June 3, 2012


A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Graffiti humor-Buckle up

Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Graffiti quotes-7 days

7 days with out Jesus makes one weak.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Graffiti messages-Brake


Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Graffiti facts-Lie

Boys Lie!

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Graffiti humor-Shampoo

Boycott shampoo, demand real poo instead.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Graffiti messages-Don't care

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Graffiti culture-Animal crackers

Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Graffiti humor-Never die

Chemistry Professors Never Die, They Just Smell That Way!

Friday, May 25, 2012

Graffiti-Silver lining

Every silver lining has a cloud.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Deep down

Deep down, divers care.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012


Buy a gun support the constitution.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Ugly

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

Monday, May 21, 2012


Boldly Going Nowhere

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Graffiti humor-Womb

I left the womb for this?

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Graffiti-Scooby do


Friday, May 18, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Chips

When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is Empty

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Graffiti humor-Village idiot

You Are Depriving Some Village Of Its Idiot !

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Funny graffiti-Feeling good

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Graffiti humor-Laziness

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!!!

Monday, May 14, 2012

Motivational graffiti-Achieve

Conceive. Believe. Achieve.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Graffiti humor-Overjoyed

I am overjoyed with whelm!

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Mattel

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

Friday, May 11, 2012

Graffiti humor-Beer

Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Graffiti culture-Somebody

Want to be somebody? Don't drive after drinking.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Graffiti humor-Beta testers

Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Graffiti messages-Wink

Wink, I'll do the rest!

Monday, May 7, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Bluer

The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Graffiti humor-Raze

It takes a Viking to raze a village.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Graffiti-As bad

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Deja vu

Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??

Thursday, May 3, 2012


DARE to keep the CIA off drugs.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Graffiti humor-Fastest

100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

Tuesday, May 1, 2012


DETEST-de stuff de teacher gives de students when ya expect it de least!!!

Monday, April 30, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Micro waving

Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Irony

100% Irony Free

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Graffiti messages-Elvis

Elvis has left the planet.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Graffiti humor-Go first

Change is go first!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Graffiti message-Barbie


Wednesday, April 25, 2012


Change a life; make someone feel important.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Graffiti humor-Darwin

Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Nasty graffiti-People I meet

More people I meet, more I like my dog....

Saturday, April 21, 2012


Jesus saves lives and them redeems them for valuable prizes.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Graffiti humor-Insured by Mafia

I’m insured by the mafia, you hit me and we'll hit you.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Graffiti culture-Pain

I can handle pain until it hurts.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012


Hogwarts Dropout

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Graffiti culture-Gun control

Gun control is a steady hand.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Nasty Graffiti-Fat chicks

Fat chicks make my car scrape!

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Graffiti humor-Against logging

If you're against logging, try wiping your a*s with plastic.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Graffiti messages-Condoms

Condoms are easier to change than diapers!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Turd

If your gonna be a turd then go lie out in the yard.

Thursday, April 12, 2012


Stupidity should be punished.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Love cats

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Graffiti humor-With Clinton

Honk if you haven't slept with Clinton!

Monday, April 9, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Squirrel's what's for dinner.

Sunday, April 8, 2012


MEN. bigger. stronger. better.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Graffiti culture-Complicated

Life is too complicated in the morning.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Graffiti-Falls off

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Graffiti messages-Don't believe

Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Graffiti humor-Flies

Flies spread disease, keep yours closed!

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Graffiti message-Ashamed

I Know What You’re Thinking And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.

Monday, April 2, 2012


Gravity always gets me down.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Graffiti humor-World peace

Forget about World Peace...Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Graffiti culture-Beer

Beer: It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Graffiti humor-Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Hilarious graffiti-So Hungry

I'm so hungry I am farting fresh air.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Graffiti culture-Bad cop


Tuesday, March 27, 2012


According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Graffiti humor-Clinton's face

Happiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.

Sunday, March 25, 2012


Don't delay, paint today.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Friday, March 23, 2012


I'm feeling uppity.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Hooked

If you can read this,you were hooked on phonics once...

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Graffiti humor-Leader

I must hurry, for there they go and i am their leader.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Graffiti messages-Donate

I Don’t Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Possible

Everything is possible just not too probable.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Medieval

Don't make me go medieval on you.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Graffiti humor-Run

Front bumper - Run, Hilary, Run!

Friday, March 16, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Wish

Don't wish for for it.

Thursday, March 15, 2012


LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Graffiti messages-Rub the lamp

Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012


Got Goth?

Monday, March 12, 2012

Graffiti humor-Paid for

Don't laugh it's paid for.

Sunday, March 11, 2012


In theory, everything works.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Graffiti humor-Yellow

If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?

Friday, March 9, 2012

Graffiti messages-Virgins

To all you virgins; thanks for nothing!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Graffiti humor-Super bowl

Super Bowl is french for...sitting on your a*s and getting fat.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012


Death is the consequence of being alive.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Graffiti humor-Cover me

Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

Monday, March 5, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Housework

Housework makes women ugly.

Sunday, March 4, 2012


Clones are people 2

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Graffiti messages-Feed the ego

Please! do not feed the ego!

Friday, March 2, 2012


S.A.S.R. - Speeders Against Ski Racks

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Hot water

I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Graffiti humor-Beer

Beer: making woman look better since 1965.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Graffiti messages-Abandoned vehicle

Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."

Monday, February 27, 2012

Graffiti humor-Reality check

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Mirrors

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you they can't laugh either.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Graffiti culture-Normal

Why be normal?

Friday, February 24, 2012

Graffiti-Behind me

You are right where you belong, behind me!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Graffiti humor-Fly low

I don't drive fast I fly low.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Lost cat

I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Graffiti humor-Anti theft

This car is protected by an anti-theft sticker!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Graffiti-The squeaky wheel

The squeaky wheel is often replaced.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Graffiti quotes-The solution

The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Graffiti humor-Blow your nose

Blow your nose, your horn works fine.

Friday, February 17, 2012


Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Graffiti humor-Parked

If you can read this, I am parked.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Idiot

If life's an idiot then you must the god.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Graffiti-Really funny

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Graffiti humor-Mouse

A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Rapture

CAUTION: This car will be left behind during rapture.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Graffiti-Feed them

Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!

Friday, February 10, 2012

Graffiti culture-Boy bands

Boy bands. The spawn of Satan.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Game

If life is just a game then I must have missed the kickoff.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012


I break for........................OH SH*T NO BRAKES

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Graffiti insult-Horn

Did you check if your horn works?

Monday, February 6, 2012

Graffiti messages-Search for truth

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Graffiti humor-Stupidity

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Saturday, February 4, 2012


I don't do mornings.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Graffiti culture-Speeding

I am not speeding I am qualifying.

Thursday, February 2, 2012


Ax Me About Ebonics.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Graffiti humor-Calculations

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Graffiti-Following Jesus

Are you following Jesus this close?

Monday, January 30, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Generalizations

All generalizations are false.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Saturday, January 28, 2012


I may be slow; but I'm ahead of you.

Sarcastic graffiti-Low riders

Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Clean car

A clean car is a sign of a sick mind.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Graffiti-Fishers of men

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He will clean them.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Graffiti culture-For free

A*s, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Animals

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Monday, January 23, 2012

Graffiti humor-Without sunshine

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Graffiti humor-Church alive

A church alive is worth the surprise!!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Graffiti-Day pass

They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!

Friday, January 20, 2012

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Graffiti humor-Recycled teenagers

We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Eternity

Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Funny Graffiti-Saw it

Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!

Monday, January 16, 2012


Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's a*s and wait!

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Sarcastic graffiti-Caller IQ

I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Graffiti humor-Three kinds of people

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Graffiti messages-Strangers

I talk to strangers

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Graffiti quotes-Beam down

Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Graffiti humor-Feminists

I Think Feminists Are Cute!

Tuesday, January 10, 2012



Monday, January 9, 2012

Graffiti culture-Honor student

Your honor student deals the best drugs.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Graffiti message-Brake

Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Graffiti humor-Cops

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Nasty graffiti-Buy a gun

Buy a gun. Piss off the liberals.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Graffiti humor-Baby

Baby on bored

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Graffiti culture-Home school

HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Graffiti message-Single

If you're rich, I’m single!

Monday, January 2, 2012


Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Graffiti messages-Conserve water

Conserve water - Shower with a friend!